Burn & Rave

On this brilliant new episode of the world-(in)famous BURN & RAVE podcast, Ryan and Sam extol the virtues of  fan-created art as well as discuss their growing Arab and Muslim fanbase.
They also get to the bottom of Ryan's colonoscopy, pun intended, and they discuss the downside of suicide bombing (Hint: The virgins may not be virgins. Also, this may result in injury.)

And in this week's CEREAL TALK, Ryan and Sam explore how raisins escape the box and how Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries is a metaphor for race relations in America.

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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You've waited all week to finally learn how Ryan maintains his girlish figure and why we need  quick-poopin pants. Well, the anticipation is over. 

In this brilliant new BURN & RAVE episode, Ryan and Sam discuss Mozart's influence on the developing baby brain, puberty-themed podcasts, and very affluent chickens.

We also discover that Ryan is all natural in surprising places and Sam's stellar intellect is on the decline.

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam discuss the state of comedy in America, reach arounds, high fructose corn syrup, half price haircuts for balding men, and Joe and his Demon Balls!

Also, Ryan explains Tokyo Drifting with Taco Bell trays. (That's a real thing, but please don't try this at home (or away)).

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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We were not supposed to air this episode, but if you're going to be indoctrinated, then you might as well be aware of it.  So in this episode, we explain our devious plan.

Ryan and Sam also break down fitness and dieting into unmanageable parts, share stories of their canine heroism, and plan the world's first post-Covid antibacterial foam party! And everyone is invited!

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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What  does Al Pacino and Sam's maternal grandma have in common?

Find out in this episode of Burn & Rave! Discussions include the importance of hearing and the benefits of hearing loss. Sam explains the downside of muscles and Covid vaccines while Ryan extols the virtues of his big veins.

Also, Joe gets a promotion! And the boys invent hair bags, a recyclable and environmentally safe alternative to air bags.

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ninjapoet)

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In this historic episode, Ryan explains global warming in the most scientific way possible, and it's all your fault, while Sam helps demonstrate the most advanced wrestling move in the history of the sport. (Use with caution).

We also learn that Ryan may drink gas, Ikea leads to heart attacks, and HGTV needs to combine some shows. 1000lb Hoarders?

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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What do coconuts, the French, cereal, torque wrenches, cheese balls, and mobile brothels have in common? They all somehow come up in this new episode of Burn and Rave.

Sam also recounts his charity run for students as Ryan explores the money-making potential of  a unique, low-budget planetarium idea. (Black lights required).

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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Ryan turns personal trainer and helps Sam work out his eyeballs.

The boys also ponder the usefulness of cat filters and the law, explore the merits of Valentine's Day, and research the efficacy of a potential pregnancy study.  Energy sources and mindfulness are also discussed as Ryan and Sam burn and rave at close of day!

P.s. This podcast is gonna get drunk because it turns 21 today! Thanks you for partying with us!

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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Did you know the human body is mostly made of water or that Ryan fights with refrigerators  or that alligators may be the most overlooked domestic pets? 

In this award-not-winning 20th episode of  Burn & Rave, the boys ponder the subjects of anger and maturity and invent a Segway for land and sea. Someone is gonna make a million dollars from this podcast . . . and it probably won't be the creators!

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan out-Kutcher's Ashton as he explores an epic prank (that needs to happen) and Sam cries (not about the prank). He's doing a big run for students and he gets all in the feels. Ryan soothes him. The whole thing is very awkward actually.

There's also a small dose of ethics, a large dose of humor, and a pinch of Joe's sound in every delicious bite. 

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

Support the show