Burn & Rave

Ethical dilemmas and controversy abound in this episode of Burn & Rave as Ryan and Sam explore the past, parenting, manure, and the psychology of anger as Ryan turns counselor and talks Sam into inner peace after a battery fiasco at a well-known-but-now-dead-to-us auto parts store.

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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In this historic 17th episode, we learn that the saxophone is Ryan's least favorite instrument, Sam discovers the maternal origins of his hyperbole, and oh by the way, why do so many Gen Xers have pencil lead stuck in their palms?

Also, in the psychoanalytic portion of the show, Ryan and Sam--both highly qualified experts in the fields of marriage and monogamy--explore the nuances, benefits, and pitfalls of emotional vs. sexual affairs.  

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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The Burn and Rave boys solve the colon cancer crisis with an innovative new device and Ryan, after months of watching Project Runway with his daughters, comes up with innovative new fashion designs. Now we just need a designer to launch the Burn and Rave clothing brand.

Also, we need to talk about Chad. Every school has at least one Chad. :)

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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This episode could also be called "Lord of the Wedding Ring" as Ryan and Sam spin Hollywood gold and write an impromptu spec script based on the true story of Ryan's ring finger.  Also, we learn Ryan carries a knife, super powers change over time, and men and women communicate very, very differently.

 But let's talk about fatherhood for a second first.

Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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In their enlightened state, the  Burn and Rave boys recognize that their juvenile, below-the-equator, testicular humor may not be everyone's cup of tea. So they overcorrect in an effort to balance their content. And they may have made things worse. You decide!

They also discuss masculinity, the lost art of handshakes, and *remake the film Over the Top.

All ideas copyright #BurnAndRave, but if you steal one, have fun, run with it, and just kick us down like 10%.

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Remember: We want to be played in the background. But as Ryan and Sam contemplate their listenership, they realize they are lucky to have anyone listen. So thank you!

They also find a way to offend OB/GYNS, test negative for COVID,  and insert themselves into the feminist #FreeTheNipple debate with a brilliant counter movement of their own as well as invent a golf bag for women that should never be invented. They also discuss the A word. (Rhymes with "Distortion"). Things get pretty serious on this week's episode of Burn and Rave.

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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If we are being honest, this show is a little gross--but funny too. I mean, obviously. On this show, Ryan and Sam invent something they should have never invented, but they just can't ever stop themselves, can they? 

(Disclaimer: The producers and sponsors of this show want to apologize in advance to Lenny Kravitz, Starburst candy, and the entire candle-making industry.)

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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Ryan explains the birds and the bees to Sam, minus the birds. and honey comes out.

Also on the *agenda: 

• deep-fried sh*t
• survival skills
• phobias  
• JO'ing
• the necessity of a good glove collection
•  and a new app invention for relaxation

*possible d*ck and/or old man urination humor included free of charge

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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In this 10th episode of Burn & Rave, the fastest growing non-essential comedy podcast on Earth, Ryan and Sam discuss what women should NOT do at bars, DikTok, feral cats, big wheels, and Hungry Hungry Hippos. Ryan loses at Tic-tac-toe to a chicken and agonizes over "improv" while Sam offends everyone who's ever attended a "conference."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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In this stellar installment of the Burn & Rave podcast, Sam and Ryan do what Sam and Ryan do: wander and ramble down conversational roads that nobody really should ever drive upon.  There's something about the weiner, as usual, a sad stripper story, Eagle Scouts, bar fights, and yoga flatulence. Please enjoy this episode responsibly.

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Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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