Burn & Rave

In this episode, Sam goes to Hollywood and we learn that Ryan was a bully, and a very good one at that. 

In science, the geniuses at Burn & Rave invent a new app for wives to control their husbands' outbursts, and they explore reproductive vs. recreational organs.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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Because we are the most honest and transparent podcast on earth, which is why you love us, let me (Sam) be frank: I have no f*cking idea what this new episode is about.

Joe just texted me and said it'll be done in half an hour, and I have no idea what it's about because we recorded it weeks ago, and I have had multiple concussions since. I would ask Ryan if he remembers, but Ryan can't remember what happened 5 minutes ago. So your guess is as good as mine.

I bet we talk about butts somehow. Maybe we offer some sage advice. But somewhere in-between the butts and the moments of illumination, I think I can speak for us all when I say: We hope you smiled. That's our main objective. So even though it's late as fvck and I am way too tired to listen and summarize the whole show, I am sure it's amazing because Joe likes to polish our podcast to perfection. 

Thank you, Joe, for your effort. And thank YOU for listening to our mid-life crisis. We owe you.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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We are back with a brand new episode! (Thank you, Joe!!)

Fatherhood takes centerstage as we tip our hats to our graduating offspring. We trade Hawaii stories and we begin to finally understand each other.

Also, in pop culture news, we conduct a social experiment involving phallic tattoos, discuss cosplay breeding, and most importantly, the utterly macho men behind the mics provide tips for vanquishing your enemies and stealing every drop of their pride.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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(This is a rerun of a previous episode. Listen to the beginning and you will understand why.)

P.s. This show was chosen as it represents a pivotal episode in the evolution (or devolution) of the podcast. Once you talk about zombie vibrators, there's really no turning back. Thank you for sticking around after this! We deeply appreciate your support.

RECAP:

In their enlightened state, the  Burn and Rave boys recognize that their juvenile, below-the-equator, testicular humor may not be everyone's cup of tea. So they overcorrect in an effort to balance their content. And they may have made things worse. You decide!

They also discuss masculinity, the lost art of handshakes, and *remake the film Over the Top.

All ideas copyright #BurnAndRave, but if you steal one, have fun, run with it, and just kick us down like 10%.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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In this inspirational new episode, Sam reveals his inner envy, Ryan demonstrates tremendous sphincter control and explains how  easy it us to put a nail through one's nose.

Also, in this special pets’ edition, Sam encounters a dog with a greeting fit for all humans, Ryan has a problem with cats, and somehow they also invent sperm bullets.

Hang on to your brain cells. This ride may knock them loose.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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What do you get when you combine flan with baklava?

Find out on this special food episode of Burn & Rave. From human cracklin' to fusion desserts, fortune cookies, and robot delivery to solve the hunger crisis.

Also, Ryan and Sam  teach men how to play dead for a good cause, uncover medical school games your doctor doesn't want you to know about, and attempt to save the world yet again in another monumentally brilliant episode of the Burn and Rave Podcast.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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In this Grammy-not-nominated episode, Sam comes out as bicepual and the boys explore ways to make Texas a little tougher.

In fitness news, Sam considers a record-breaking breath-holding challenge, and for our entrepreneurial audience, Ryan and Sam contemplate the right to sell body parts, the high value of Sam's ashes, and Ryan's quick car wash funeral service.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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In this highly anticipated,  ground-breaking, and mind-expanding episode, Ryan and Sam create a ninja toy for nerds and discuss the efficiency of using Ryan as a human shield. We also learn that Ryan is probably a Merman while Sam remains haunted by his vertically challenged life.

And in science this week, Ryan and Sam invent a sub-car for families looking to explore the ocean in their mini-vans (Get on that, Elon!) and they expose the secret oils to use for bigger biceps. They also talk about Costco muffins because Ryan.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age shouldburn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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In this brilliant new episode, we finally get to the bottom of Ryan's backdoor problems (because of course we do).  Also, the geniuses at Burn & Rave reveal the truth behind Slim Jims, hot dog farming, and the controversy surrounding  Satan and that Lil Nas X fellow.

In current events, Ryan and Sam debate the pros and cons of a nearby 7-11, opera as a homeless deterrent, and the deliciousness of Sam Salad .

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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Another week, another record-breaking episode of Burn & Rave! The boys invent an app to support fatherhood and Ryan demonstrates why he's a superior husband. Hint: Chocolate.

And in a world of crypto, Apple Pay, and Square, Ryan and Sam invent a currency and a way for men to pay the check . . . every single time.  (They will continue to work on a version 2.0 for the ladies.)

Also, can a woman be president? And have the men of Burn and Rave told their last butt joke?

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandrave

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

Support the show