Burn The Well

Burn The Well

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Burn The Well episodes

  • ‘The Caucasian Continuum of Spicy’ (w/ Sarah Murrell)
    On this week’s round...
    Metal Honey czar-god-empress and founder Sarah Murrell brings that sweet heat!!
    Special guest host Ryan Rader gets way too pumped about Tim McGraw’s ‘Indian Outlaw. Gabe retroactively edits fart noises into the episode. Sarah’s safe word is ‘Pineapple’ and Jake’s least favorite parallelogram is tequila!
    Swipe for recipes featured on this week’s episode. Clock out, tune in wherever one finds podcasts and drink up!
    Music for today’s episode provided by Haruomi Hosono, Domenique Dumont and Lucid Express!
    1 hr 16 min
  • “Kill the Badger” (Jess Clark)
    On this week’s round..
    Jess Clark, General Manager of Tin Roof Indianapolis, stops by!
    Marcus emphasizes the attractiveness of the guest. Jake wonders if Tin Roof collects enough abandoned credit cards to build a plastic suit of armor. Jess shares the unorthodox rise to his current position, and Zain Zaidi drops by for his annual anti-vention!
    Swipe for recipes featured on this week’s episode. Clock out, tune in wherever one finds podcasts and drink up!
    Music for today’s episode provided by Bloodhound Gang, the Doors and more!
    1 hr 20 min
  • The Aggressively Neglected ‘Local’ Section (David Burroughs)
    On this second-season-premiere round..
    The guys are joined by Garden Table Coffee Director and host/producer of ‘Give ‘Em Hell’ podcast David Burroughs (aka Davey Casket), for HIS VERY FIRST TIME ON BTW EVER.
    Jake fails to tell his cohosts and guest to lean into the microphones, Marcus refers to himself and the rest of the gang as ‘try-hards,’ Thaddaeus agrees fondly about being on top of the featured guest for years and David believes making love to each member of the Ramones is not that big of a deal.
    Swipe for a recipe used on today’s episode. Clock out, tune in and drink up at the link in the bio, or wherever one finds podcasts.
    Music for this episode brought to you by The Ramones and The Clash.
    1 hr 20 min
  • BTW HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2020 (Syphilis Always Starts With A Tingle)
    On this special Holiday round..
    The big man himself, King of the North Pole, jolliest drunk this side of the nuthouse, the one and only SANTA CLAUS trips out with Burn The Well!
    St. Nick joins some BTW all-stars for a slight r&r before his big night, while defending Aerosmith’s ‘Toys in the Attic’ and describing a steamy encounter with Oscar Wilde.
    Heather teaches Santa how to say ‘motherfucker’ in American. Andrew is eerily reminded of his uncle by Santa. Ryan Rader gives the real scoop on the Great Chicago Fire and Jake can’t figure out a festive scoring system.
    Swipe for recipes used on today’s episode. Clock out, tune in and drink up at the link in the bio, or wherever one finds podcasts.
    Music for today’s episode is brought to you by The Business, WHAM!, Lemmy Kilmister and The Beach Boys.
    2 hr 5 min
  • Leave the Cannoli, Take the Beans (Danny Riaz)
    On this week’s round...
    The guys are joined by Queens native and Eagle bartender Danny from the Heights, aka Danny Riaz!!
    Libations from the city that don’t-nap-real-good are featured, with a riff on a New York Sour and a cocktail named after Danny’s home borough. Jake compares the guest to a mysterious hamburger. Thaddeus makes a case for snitches. Marcus finally meets somebody without an Uncle Mike in their family and Danny previews his prospective Mass Ave retail spot.
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    Music for today’s episode provided by Nas, Billy Joel and JW Francis.
    1 hr 21 min
  • Burnett’s and Bird Deaths (Sara Huntington)
    On this week’s round... Comedian and Petite Chou’s own Sara Huntington joins the ‘cast!
    Bridget reveals her favorite non-cherry cherry-flavored vodka cocktail recipe. Marcus doesn’t remember that time he went to the mall. Jake’s french toast is less than exceptional, and Sara shares her home address!!
    Swipe for recipes from this episode.
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    Music for today’s episode provided by somebody covering Jimi Hendrix, Brazilian Girls and Masayoshi Takanaka.
    1 hr 24 min
  • Nobody Talks About Smee (Heather Storms)
    On this week’s DOUBLE-TALL round..
    Heather Storms, General Manager of the Ball & Biscuit, rolls by for an extended episode!
    Marcus shares strong, mutual grievances for HandleBar captains. Jake hypothesizes a dating app for the dairy-intolerant. Thaddaeus shouts out his home country’s Rhum, while Heather provides a garnish that curbs Cody odors!
    Swipe for recipes featured on this week’s episode. Clock out, tune in wherever one finds podcasts and drink up!
    Music for today’s episode provided by the Ohio Players, Flobots, Culture Club and Animal Collective.
    1 hr 54 min
  • Dumpster Fires & Heavy Mudslides (Episode 10)
    On this week’s round..
    It’s a real boys hotel party as ‘Burn The Well’ does the tango with Thomas Hartman, off-site promotions manager of on-premises sales for Hotel Tango Artisan Distillery!
    Jake eventually gets the guest’s proper title correct. Marcus needs to roll over and put a pillow on something weird. Thad claims he’s no nut-snacker, while Thomas mistakes Squirt’s corporate media manager like the rest of us.
    Hotel Tango spirits are the feature in this week’s cock’ fight. Thomas makes a thyme-plum julep with two-year Bravo Bourbon against Dyke’s cashew-chai mudslide using Hotel Tango Rye.
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    Music for today’s episode provided by Sean Kingston, Sunlotus and Ages.
    1 hr 13 min
  • Red-Hot Pretension (Episode 9)
    On this week’s round of BTW...
    Executive Chef of BrewDog Indianapolis, co-founder of Indy Urban Foodies and professional podcaster Bridget Horan drops by for a shift drink!
    Marcus numbs Thad’s legs. Dyke eats chili on the casting couch and Jake forgets the list of allergies Bridget so graciously provided for him.
    Things get steamy as the guys whip up libations featuring homemade Red Hot simple syrup. Marcus pits a coffee and cayenne sazerac against Dyke’s cinnamon gin fizz in this week’s cock’ fight.
    Check @burn.the.well on Instagram for recipes from this episode. Clock out, tune in wherever one finds podcasts and drink up!
    Music for today’s episode provided by the Trammps, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, and IDLES.
    57 min
  • Heroin and Buillon (Episode 8)
    On this week’s round..
    BTW gets a visit from a king of various crown, the defender from many a frown, mayor of Historic Irving-town.. the one and only Andrew Brown!!
    Burnt bridges and hangovers dominate this episode as the boys brainstorm a gravy-based cocktail.
    It’s a double cock’ fight as Dyke and Andrew face off with berry boozes and citrus sippers, while Jake and Marcus clash with a Peruvian bloody mary and a Tequila collins with activated charcoal!
    Andrew spills some tea on RuPaul’s fracking stance, Marcus shows little respect for the Grateful Dead and Thaddaeus learns who Wilford Brimley was!
    Clock out, tune in wherever one finds podcasts and drink up!
    Music for today’s episode provided by the Marshall Tucker Band and Celine Dion
    1 hr 12 min

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A cocktail hour brought to you by the Harder Brunch family! Featuring homespun beverages, hearty laughs and service industry banter. Clock out, tune in and drink up!