"It's important to unwind otherwise you get crippling night terrors."

In this episode we discuss: 

• The importance of relaxing on large plots of land back east. 

• Face surgery to feel good about yourself. 

• Hunting tame pigs with a high powered sniper rifle. 

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"Cryptocurrency ruins people if you don't do it right. It gets you in your sleep."

In this episode we discuss:

• Bone Coin.

• Rat Coin.

• Dog Coin.

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"Eventually your microdose becomes your macrodose"

In this episode we discuss: 

- Taking lots of drugs... on a micro level. 

- The Tik Tok boyz cave.

- Quaalude Jesus

Nat Hower is played by PJ McCabe @coolandhappy1

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"Mark Zuckerberg is riding his motorcycle up the Pacific Coast Highway, and I'm holding his waist ever so tightly..."

In this episode we discuss:

• Traditional Yakuza Neck Tats. 

• Mark Zuckerberg is basically James Bond. 

• Going Full Shark mode. 

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"It's important for people to know that they're trash."

In this episode we discuss:

• Great ways to save money through purchasing bananas. 

• Roving gangs of discount shoppers. 

• Execution videos. 

Alex Fertilmeister is played by Alan Denton @AlanTheWriter

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"You should be taking more meetings inside a moth cocoon."

In this episode we discuss:

• Visualizing Yourself Falling off a Cliff.

• The 2021 Coin Shortage.

• Starting a Pig Fire.

Anthony Hawke is played by Daniel Rashid  (IG @danielrashid -- Twitter @DanielSRashid)

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"I'm about to turn 50. I should get a job I think."

In this episode we discuss:

- Turning coal miners into App developers. 

- Video games where you kill your family. 

- The cruelty of the British royals. 

Henry Baron of Yorkshire is played by Will Madden (IG @willrmadden)

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"America would be a lot better off if China was in charge."

In this episode, we discuss:

• Alligators Attacking Cruise Ships.

• How the Economy Will Never Ever Get Better.

• Alligators Attacking the Elderly.

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"You can easily drown a goat."

In this episode, we discuss:

• Himalayan White Claw

• Grabbing People on the Street by the Throat and Shouting at the Them

• The Strongest and Most Pathetic Astrological Signs. 

Heather Molly is played by Ambre Rose Trujillo (IG @ambre_rosario)

"Apparently people have very different opinions in this country."

In this episode, we discuss:

• Recording Everything you do and Posting it on the Deep Web.

• Not Getting Hit by a Car.

• Trusting Men in Lab Coats.

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