"Even as a 4-year-old, I was a very busy man."

We sit down with inspirational speaker, Franklin Milan.

In this episode, we discuss:

• Leaving Your Car in the Middle of a Highway.

• Lying to Your Friends about Fancy Dinner Parties.

• Chasing Alley Cats; Chasing Your Dreams.

Franklin Milan is played by Gary Anthony Williams (Twitter: @garyawilliams; IG: @garyanthonywilliams)

"These liberal elected officials, stealing money from the little guy to fund their Cream Jacuzzis... It has to end."

Bridge and Dustin discuss just what the hell happened and then talk shop about Angel Investors.

In this episode, we discuss:

• The Key To Enticing Large Investors...Very Large Investors

• Starting Over with Venture Capital Firms

• Grassfed Democrats.

Win a vial of Endangered Species DNA!

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"You gotta get that fetus off instagram, stat."

A VERY IMPORTANT EPISODE! We sit with Gribbace42, Master Hacker turned NSA Security Analyst.

In this episode, we discuss:

• Protecting Your Accounts from Government Spies

• WWII Navaho Code Talkers

• Taking Drugs at Hacker Raves

• Tracking your Spouse 

Gribbace43 is played by Will Madden (IG @willrmadden)

"There’s not enough politicians with literal iron fists walking around, in my opinion."

In this episode, we discuss: 

• Charging Forward Towards People at Full Speed.

• Drafting Your Will.

• The Apocalyptic Wasteland that is the Hawaiian Islands.

• IRS agents, and How to Trap them.

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"Buses are the wave of the future and if you disagree, I'm going to strangle you." 

We talk with Simon, who refuses to say his last name, an expert on global transportation.

In this episode, we discuss:

• If a Man in a Trench Coat Tells you to do something, you do it.

• Cooking Tips, How to Make the Perfect Steak.

• Investing All of Your Money as Quickly as Possible Because Time is Running Out.

Simon is played by Skyler Bible (IG: @skylerbible)

"Hypothermia is a very powerful motivator." 

We sit with Claude Stones, an International Officer for Executive Interaction Events, which is definitely a real profession. 

In this episode, we discuss:

• Hiring Security to Intimidate Potential Clients

• Receiving Start-up Funds from Shadowy Figures

• A very SPECIAL announcement!

Claude Stones is played by Sam Weller (Twitter: @cravesam, IG: @dryeraseworld, Facebook: @superdatingsimulator -> live show every month)

"Rule of thumb: Most things in court hold up."

We talk with Kevin McClellin, author and professional plaintiff, who has made billions suing small businesses in frivolous litigation. 

In this episode, we discuss:

• The famous McDonalds lawsuit from the 1990s.

• Snake Lawyers.

• Acting like a mute child to win in court.

• The incredibly lucrative documentary film industry.

Kevin McClellin is played by Dan Perrault @DanJPerrault

"It's God's will to sue."

We sit with a man who showed up at our door, Bill Sutherland, who claims to have invented some sort of app (@beachclubapp).

In this episode, we discuss:

• Only going with your first idea because all subsequent ideas will fail.

• Doing great business in the Florida panhandle.

• The Father, The Son, and Nautical Law

• A secret guest??

Bill Sutherland is played by Bud Galloway @thegbud @shirtsoffsunday

Charles Galloway is played by himself @beachclubapp

“TED talks was one of the worst things that can happen to humanity.”

We sit with Tony Mascarponi, Italian-American Union Leader for a waste management company, and completely legitimate businessman.

In this episode, we discuss:

• Bridge Stuart's new book, "The Rat and the Scorpion: Child Rearing in the 21st Century"

• Getting people to talk or keeping their mouth shut using various persuasion techniques.

• The Evils of TED talks.

• Do cavemen exist?

Tony Mascarponi is played by Greg Hahn @itsgreghahn

"Elon Musk uses operational humanoids to track the public. If you cross him, he will throw acid in your face... Truly a god among men."

We talk with Gavin Gunners, former rocket engineer for SpaceX, now asylum seeker.

In this episode we discuss:

• Emerging space technologies.

• Elon Musk's 5-year plan for interstellar domination.

• Steel: The Strongest of Metals.

• The expanding black hole of Los Angeles.

• What is the moon?

Gavin Gunners is played by PJ McCabe