Big Bag of Biz Nuggets! Banana PlayStation controllers? Mistaking diversity for the valet? 20 months to rid yourself of the N-word? Plus, we go to the voicemails! If you want to rant, rave, or pontificate, call 872-FLOAT-72 and leave us a message for the show! Get woke on tape!

International Women's Corporate Plant Based Appreciation Day! Plus, our royal correspondent throws down - American royalty kicks British royalty's ass. And Matt Makes a guess: do investors like smart board members or sharks?

The Blowhard Index! Jordan's Moderately Upset Money Hot Takes: Intern Jordan says BUY $REGN Regeneron because of cat allergies, $DNMR Danimer because of CEO beards, and $PSA Public Storage because of COVID! Plus, $TR Tootsie Roll v. $DOW Dow management teams head to head - WHO YA GOT!

The Good Game! Exxon's not pumping oil? Canada's buttergate? ARK Invest's religious Palantir play? Mark Cuban's dogecoin play?

Reporter highlights! Wayfair's earnings, is Bitcoin the scientology of finance?, Teladoc's COVID dependency, and Warren Buffett's still folksy!

The Blowhard Index! TRIPLE down on GrowGeneration and Beyond Meat? Done. $GRWG, $BYND, $DKNG, $AMST all get bumps. Plus, a tangent on Bumble $BMBL and the sordid history of white male billionaire venture capital. Finally, BUY A CEO NAME.

Big Bag of Sweaty Biz Nuggets! Facebook goes full fraud! Huawei pivots to pigs! Robinhood's suicide customer service! Magical Bitcoin! Plus, Awards!

The Starbucks proxy has the single best thing ever: directors' favorite drinks. RANK 'EM.

The Blowhard Index! Blowhard news, RANK AND YANK the portfolio, and the Incongruous Ticker Symbol Game! Includes Organigram, Square, Bumble, Badger Meter, Urban One, Tantech, GrowGeneration, Teladoc, Moderna, Shopify, Amesite, Vital Farms, Idexx, Netflix, EVGo, Natura, Beyond Meat, Etsy, The RealReal, Brookfield Renewable, Draftkings, Parsons, Starbucks, Edward Lifesciences, Casella Waste, Chemed.

The Good Game! The minister of loneliness? TikTok's stars unionize? Self driving tacos? RATE THE HEADLINES