Big Bag of Biz Nuggets! Pfizer gonna gauge on COVID vaccine? Uyghur news? Sauciest ESG headline this week? Taco flavored Slurpees? Plus, what award do you want in your board bio, and top ten reasons to stop being a CEO. $PTON, $AMZN, $BRK, $MSFT, $DSN, $FB, $ZOOM, $GS, $CS.

Leon Black steps sideways from Apollo's Epstein mess! Starbucks gets a NO on pay! Is Draftkings proxy the bro-iest ever? Today's episode brought you by TruNovation InvestAlytics: Your ESG Investicle Solution, and by the makers of Lexaxanaxapro.

MARCH SADNESS RETURNS! Fill out the bracket! Who's taking the tourney for saddest corporate sack? Perennial favorite Facebook, or upstarts like Tegna and Bitcoin? $MCD v. $APO, $TGNA v. $RTNTF, $FB v. $TWTR, $TSLA v. $AMZN, $CVX v. $MNST, $PLTR v. $CCL, $WMT v. $BTC, $TSN v. $BLK!

The Good Game! Elon Musk is Technoking? Palantir criticizes... someone else? ESG executive pay targets? Ford's progressive nepotism? RATE IT!?

A Musky Day: Elon vs. vaccines (and reality), founder and billionaire fetish, the NFT craze, and a voicemail from Woke Dunkin' Guy

Damion bought big into $RBLX Roblox’s direct listing IPO bringing his portfolio to 54% drug and drug adjacent stocks!

Then $CPB Campbell’s Soup faces off against $CL Colgate Polmolive in the battle of the boring! We have two takes: 4th graders vs. the intern Jordan! Also, voicemail investing asks: is $RICK RCI Hospitality a good hedge AGAINST ESG?

Big Bag of Biz Nuggets! Banana PlayStation controllers? Mistaking diversity for the valet? 20 months to rid yourself of the N-word? Plus, we go to the voicemails! If you want to rant, rave, or pontificate, call 872-FLOAT-72 and leave us a message for the show! Get woke on tape!

International Women's Corporate Plant Based Appreciation Day! Plus, our royal correspondent throws down - American royalty kicks British royalty's ass. And Matt Makes a guess: do investors like smart board members or sharks?

The Blowhard Index! Jordan's Moderately Upset Money Hot Takes: Intern Jordan says BUY $REGN Regeneron because of cat allergies, $DNMR Danimer because of CEO beards, and $PSA Public Storage because of COVID! Plus, $TR Tootsie Roll v. $DOW Dow management teams head to head - WHO YA GOT!

The Good Game! Exxon's not pumping oil? Canada's buttergate? ARK Invest's religious Palantir play? Mark Cuban's dogecoin play?