The Supreme Court of Zuckistan, Larry Fink's incredible woke-osity, and Leon Black's sex predator guilt pledge alert!

The Blowhard Index: RISK! Plus, can we argue about labor at GM for a while? Featuring $GM, $SNE Sony, $ADBE Adobe, $TDOC Teladoc, $GWGR Grow Generation, $UL Unilever. #esg #labor

The Good Game! The Trump social media ban, fake meat price parity, Sephora likes black people, and Apple's ESG bonus! But is it actually good? Boeing ($BA), Facebook ($FB), Twitter ($TWTR), Amazon ($AMZN), Adidas ($ADDYY), Taco Bell ($YUM), Walmart ($WMT), Google ($GOOGL), Apple ($AAPL), Unilever ($UL), Pepsi ($PEP), Wayfair ($W), Walgreens ($WBA), Dollar General ($DG) all feature.

Hey "rigged election" and "stop the steal" crowd, FYI: YOUR PENSION FUND IS RIGGED-ER

The Blowhard Index: VOTE... your proxy at Apple! Plus, our "lifestyle" portfolio now comes with more weed! We voted FOR Monica Lozano and James Bell, but AGAINST...everyone else? Also, OrganiGram and Amesite got bought... WTF is OrganiGram and Amesite?

Big Bag of Biz Nuggets! Price-fixed chicken sandwich insurrection wars! Facebook finally says NO MORE POLITICAL ADS... after the election! Japan's wooden satellite!

The Big Tech'oning, "pausing" political donations, and Q Shaman lives the cult of John Mackey

Your clients ask questions because they are idiots.

Questions like these. "CVS is up for the first time in weeks— is that real or is it going to go back down again? Should we give it up or hold out? Is Moderna actually doing badly or is it a price problem? How do you adjudicate whether or not to double down on an investment? Could you explain your philosophy on short- vs. long-term investing? Should we really believe the blowhards? What if I’d just like to support companies that emphasize diverse leadership? Is that foolish?"

The Day After Insurrection: Rate the CEO statements, the problem with dual class social media, and markets vs. reality

Google employees are unionizing! Sort of! Turns out class C "chattel" shares don't have much leverage... Also, Jack Ma is GONE! Or not? But don't worry, the NYSE will make sure you can still invest in China with or without its billionaire. Carnival invents more throwing up on cruise ships! Finally, John Mackey, Whole Foods' CEO, solves health care with overpriced lettuce!