Were I to have a Patreon feed, this is where I would put that. But I don't. So fuck it. McDonaldLand. Come check out this hallucinatory marketing franchise with its own fan wiki, and its copyright infringing origins! W

Check out Cherry Wood in her ongoing competition BFF at Splash Chicago on Wednesdays at 9pm throughout July and August of 2026! 

SOURCES: 

I made it up

1. Sid & Marty Krofft Television Productions Inc. v. McDonald's Corp. c. 1977: https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/F2/562/1157/293262/

2. Sid and Marty telling the Liberace story and their Dean Martin TV origins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLrEXvLV3_Y

3. "My brother is like Walt Disney without the budget" - Valerie Kuklenski's article in the New York Times from March 23rd, 2003 titled "Marty Krofft: Hollywood supports 'PufNStuf' comeback"

4. Literally every fucking episode of HR PufNStuf: https://youtu.be/m3WldNegaZY?si=TiGKM5i6qCskQ6TZ

5. The 2007 edition of “Litigation Services Handbook: The Role of the Financial Expert” which I absolutely did pirate because my library did not offer any ebook copies

6. Compare the 1970s McDonaldLand commercial to the 2025 one and see if you can track how much advertisers hack into our dopamine systems lol: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a3NNaauNgw | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZfybUBRa0E

7. The McDonaldLand fan wiki that'll fry any computer that opens it: https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/McDonaldland

I sing on this podcast about 3 times and you all have to be nice about it. 

Ariana Miles and Christian McCann - two of Chicago's best and brightest pianos players - join me to discuss the hilarious world of trying to copyright a vibe. Why do we have to pay exorbitant fees for samples? Can you own a chord progression? Will Christian or Ariana play a piano riff accurately enough to get this episode taken down for copyright issues? If you're listening to this episode, they lost...

The central focus of this episode is the lawsuit between Gilbert O'Sullivan and Biz Markie. Something I regret not saying in the episode because I forgot is: Biz Markie died in 2021 of Type 2 Diabetes (or possibly complications with COVID based on when he fell ill). Born 18 years after Gilbert O'Sullivan and died of a treatable disease - yet another layer of inequality that we discuss in the episode that I thought should have been mentioned!

There are two pianos in front of Christian and Ariana. I'm at the sound booth saddle with a paper script, an espresso martini, a diet coke and a dream. I am not a journalist or a comedian, I am just some chick. 

TICKETS TO ARIANA MILES AND AMY DO'S LIVE ALBUM CONCERT JULY 19th 2026: https://www.hideoutchicago.com/shows/amy-ariana-charity-show-early-19-jul

All proceeds from the What She Wants show are going to The Night Ministry, a Chicago-based organization whose mission is to provide human connection, housing support, and health care to members of our community who are unhoused or experiencing poverty. https://thenightministry.org/give/

Christian is playing in the band, and he and I are opening the show with dueling pianos. Yay. 

SOURCES: 

For Gilbert O'Sullivan's general background, I used his Wikipedia page. Interestingly enough, Biz Markie's doesn't cover a lot of his early life, so I used this website: https://blackpast.org/african-american-history/biz-markie-1964-2021/

Terrible Portraits artist and longtime cherished friend Jacob Ryan Reno comes to make Hedge Fund Management ENTERTAINING AS ALL HELL! If you don't know this story, I highly encourage you to go in blind like Jacob did, because I fear I totally gagged him at the main climax of the story.

We dive into the ultimate "not like other girls" disgraced Wall Street trader Sam Israel III. Third time's a charm for the Israel family no doubt as we really dig into the story of a guy with a tattoo of a little cherub on his hip desperate to beat the nepo baby allegations.

Honestly the main source I used was Guy Lawson's book "Octopus: Sam Israel, the Shadow Market, and Wall Street's Wildest Con" from 2012. It is a very detailed book that, as discussed on pod, lowkey gets conspiracy-brain-pilled in the middle and it is not particularly entertaining or great. I checked with other news sources to verify some of the key information, but I'd be lying to say I used those news sources as much as I just simply used the book to get this story across, since it is absolutely fucking nuts. But the book isn't great, so I can't recommend it the way I recommend other books.

Support Jacob's work @terrible.portraits which you may have no doubt seen on the news or Instagram recently! Hire him for your funeral on a day he's not meant to be a the clubbbbb!

I meant to post this yesterday and just literally forgot? Sorry everybody LOL. 

You ever bestie so hard you and your homegirl's boyfriend wind up at drinks and podcasting? My dear friend Archie joins me in studio to talk about a geographically relevant piece of history for him: The Minneapolis Aquatennial! This is a pretty violent and bloody episode - I mean, what else were people up to in the 30s? - and is a long awaited union-sode! Along the way we'll talk trashy old newspapers, the kidnapping of a beer heir, and just how much businessmen will put on the line for...documents. Spoiler alert: it's EVERYTHING!

Yes I did record this like 2 days after it'd have been relevant. One thing about me? I love being juuuuust a hair away from being topical. 

SOURCES:

1) "A Union Against Unions: the Minneapolis Citizens Alliance and Its Fight Against Organized Labor, 1903-1947" by William Millikan 2001 https://archive.org/details/unionagainstunio0000mill/page/n1/mode/2up (This is the main source on the subject, and basically any website is ripping from this book)

2) Aquatennial.com

3) Minneapolis Journal Tuesday August 26, 1930 is the random newspaper I picked: https://www.newspapers.com/image/811596648/

4) Star Tribune, Wednesday November 1, 1933 op-ed: "In Defense of Hitler" https://www.newspapers.com/image/182407195

5) The grindset ad is somewhere on this newspaper page of the Star Tribune, Sunday August 21st 1932: https://www.newspapers.com/image/182534699/

6) This wasn't officially quoted BUT "90 years ago, Hamm's heir kidnapped in broad daylight in St. Paul," Cathy Wurzer and Gretchen Brown, Jun 2023, MPR News, https://www.mprnews.org/episode/2023/06/14/90-years-ago-hamms-heir-kidnapped-held-for-ransom-in-st-paul

7) the stock music I used for that one bit is at this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I34bTKW8ud0&list=PLQtpqy3zeTGB7V5lkhkfBVaiZyrysv_fG the top comment of which is "My god, this beat just told me that unionizing wasn't in my best interest because it would destroy our family culture"

Minister of Toilet Management Mark Geary joins me for a romp into the world of non-profit arts organizations! He is the founder of The Lincoln Lodge, which is where I record my podcast and is also my place of full time employment. Do two standup comedy philistines have any right to judge Shen Yun? NOPE, but we saw the show anyways on a strange, beautiful Thursday afternoon. Parking took 17 minutes by the way. Mark has a long and storied history in the Chicago comedy scene and it is actually a huge score that he agreed to be on my podcast, so please forgive how nervous I was during the recording. 

Anywhoozles, Shen Yun is a non-profit arts organization AKA it is in the same line of business as The Lincoln Lodge - so that's the expertise we're bringing to the table. Other podcasts have dutifully covered the....strange and religious background origins of Shen Yun and its parent organization the Falun Dafa. I'm honestly not sure if I did a great job explaining the Falun Gong stuff because 1) you sound crazy when you try to summarize it 2) it's out of scope for the podcast 3) i was a little drunk and 4) i made a concerted effort to not be too hard on religious people because it's a smug lefty podcast trend that I find gauche. Sorry TrueAnon people, I am just a better person than you <3

I wish I'd remembered to say this on mic, but Mark did lean over during the piece of the performance that was meant to be set in the modern day. The actors all wore khakis and blue shirts and he, brow furrowed with the gravitas of a 60 minutes interview, leaned over and went "why are they all dressed like they work at Best Buy?" and to me that made Shen Yun worth the price of admission 100%. 

SOURCES: 

1) The article I need to attribute the most credit to (though the content comes super late in the episode) is "How Shen Yun Tapped Religious Fervor to Make $266 Million" by New York Times reporters Nicole Hong and Michael Rothfeld linked here: https://web.archive.org/web/20250106190435/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/nyregion/shen-yun-money-falun-gong.html

2) Shen Yun's 2023 Form 990: https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/208812402/202421039349300917/full

3) IRS Whistleblower website link: https://www.irs.gov/about-irs/whistleblower-office-at-a-glance#:~:text=The%20IRS%20Whistleblower%20Office%2C%20which,else%20they%20may%20be%20encountered.

4) "California Man Sentenced for Acting as an Illegal Agent of the People’s Republic of China Government and Bribery," DOJ press release linked here: https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/california-man-sentenced-acting-illegal-agent-peoples-republic-china-government-and-bribery

5) "US: Chinese agents paid bribes in plot to disrupt anti-communist Falun Gong movement," CBS News May 6 2023 linked here: https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/us-chinese-agents-paid-bribes-in-plot-to-disrupt-anti-communist-falun-gong-movement/

6) "Federal lawsuit accuses Dragon Springs compound of sewage contamination of stream," Times Herald-Record, Chris McKenna, January 2022 linked here: https://web.archive.org/web/20220630005603/https://www.recordonline.com/story/news/local/2022/01/20/falun-gong-dragon-springs-accused-sewage-spill-basher-kill-neversink-river/6577825001/

7) "Trump, QAnon and an impending judgment day: Behind the Facebook-fueled rise of The Epoch Times," Brandy Zadrozny and Ben Collins reporting for NBC News, August 20, 2019, linked here: https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/trump-qanon-impending-judgment-day-behind-facebook-fueled-rise-epoch-n1044121 (the "slave labor" quote came in this article)

8) "Shen Yun Needed Publicity. The Epoch Times Wrote 17,000 Articles," Nicole Hong and Michael Rothfeld, New York Times, December 30 2024, linked here: https://web.archive.org/web/20250101060455/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/30/nyregion/shen-yun-epoch-times-falun-gong.html

9) Ohio Falun Dafa Association 2023 Form 990 linked here: https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/264648549/202431219349300308/full

10) Dragon Springs Buddhist Inc Forms 990 linked here: https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/113581083

11) The SVOG Grants Database: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10LoFUyiMI7m3_odNh6yzCf47gk2BSmz-/edit?gid=1481215523#gid=1481215523

12) Friends of Falun Gong form 990: https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/134145670/202332559349301713/full

13) I mention the 28-year-old Moonie kid who got kidnapped, the article I'm half-remembering is this: https://web.archive.org/web/20170827171857/https://www.washingtonpost.com/web/20170827171857/https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/1981/08/14/court-rules-rights-laws-protect-against-religious-discrimination/caba88e2-4477-464a-9147-b7276acbc774/?utm_term=.47998e51cabb

14) Shen Yun's screen patent for the flying thing: https://ppubs.uspto.gov/api/pdf/downloadPdf/10981078?requestToken=eyJzdWIiOiIzYzM5NWY1Yi01YzU4LTQ1NTAtOTFlNC1jNzE5OTBmMGQ5ZmUiLCJ2ZXIiOiI2NjAwMzkwNi1mOWEzLTRkMDYtOGE1Ny0zOGFkYjEzMTEwNTEiLCJleHAiOjB9

**

A few articles mentioned but not directly quoted: 

1) "The power of Falun Gong," Eric Campbell and Hagar Cohen for (i think) ABC Australia, July 20, 2020, linked here: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-21/inside-falun-gong-master-li-hongzhi-the-mountain-dragon-springs/12442518

2) Shen Yun's court complaint against the town of Deerpark New York for discrimination, which of course mentions the goddamn organ harvesting: https://trellis.law/doc/153931432/complaint

3) Behind the blitz: Falun Gong practitioners spend millions on Shen Yun ads. How do they do it?, Matthias Gaffini, San Fransisco Chronicle, January 2020 linked here: https://web.archive.org/web/20200111170427/https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Behind-the-blitz-Falun-Gong-practitioners-spend-14966684.php

4) "Me and Li — Why I left Falun Gong after being a devoted believer for a decade" Ben Hurley -
This is just a Medium Article and many people enjoy lying on the internet, so take it with a grain of salt but this did influence my thinking: https://ben-d-hurley.medium.com/-10677166298b

Weiner's Circle crusader Danaka joins me on the most Chicago-ey episode ever recorded in BBB history! Do you feel unbridled rage at the sight of another person taking YOUR parking spot? Are YOU still looking for parking in the loop at this moment? Does the show Seinfeld resonate a little too much with you? This is the perfect episode to turn on while you look for a fire hydrant to park in front of. Throughout this episode, I was double fisting a whiskey ginger ale and a hot matcha latte. That's kind of the energy we brought to the booth. 

Anyways, come with us on a journey behind the worst business deal anybody has ever made. Not to be too one-sided or anything, it's just that no one with any defensible journalistic or business credentials has sided with Mayor Daley on this one. Have no idea what I'm talking about? Tap in to this all-Chicago episode of complete and utter buffoonery, replete with a book that completely changed my worldview! I'm serious!

Thanks for listening, and be sure to follow Danaka's writing on Substack! Linked here: https://danaka.substack.com/

Patreon is as always patreon.com/bustedbizbureau - I turned off payments for a buncha months in a row, but am finally on the creative horse again. Yippeee!!!

SOURCES: 

Paved Paradise: How Parking Explains the World, was (as mentioned many times!) the main source of information throughout this episode. I bought it at Unabridged Bookstore :) Link here: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/634461/paved-paradise-by-henry-grabar/

2. Chicago's parking drama is covered in chapter 8 of Paved Paradise, which itself owes a lot of sourcing to Ben Joravsky and Mick Dumke's reporting in the Chicago Reader over the alderman-ey drama. "FAIL, Part One: Chicago’s Parking Meter Lease Deal" linked here: https://chicagoreader.com/news/fail-part-one-chicagos-parking-meter-lease-deal/

3. Propublica Illinois and Mother Jones collab'ed on an article about poor Chicagoans saddling the main burden of traffic ticket debt. "How Does Chicago Make $200 Million A Year On Parking Tickets? By Bankrupting Thousands of Drivers." I accidentally said this was from 2023 in the podcast, but it is actually 2018. Don't ever listen to a word I say. Linked here: https://www.motherjones.com/criminal-justice/2018/02/how-does-chicago-make-200-million-a-year-on-parking-tickets-by-bankrupting-thousands-of-drivers/

4. Uelricht v Chicago Parking Meters LLC as very thoroughly documented on Clime Case Chart, linked here: https://climatecasechart.com/case/uetricht-v-chicago-parking-meters-llc/. Most of the complaints/motions/etc live here

5. Judge Diane Pamela Wood's opinion on the matter, quoted in the pod, linked here: https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca7/22-1166/22-1166-2023-04-07.html

Drama alert! Time to become a gossip channel! Two HR tech firms are beefing, diva! In a very rare Busted Business Bureau about a current topic, I invited my dear cherished lovely friend Alex to come gab about classic corporate espionage gone awry. This easy, breezy beautiful episode was sponsored by two espresso martinis and Linkedin dot com. 

The meat of the episode is from this court complaint lodged by Rippling against Deel, found at this link: https://rippling2.imgix.net/Complaint.pdf

Snage Game (if it's still up...): https://www.rippling.com/en-GB/snake-game

There are references to beefs from Twitter, but I'm not linkin' that man. 

Pull over to a gas station and grab the most decadent meal before listening to this freak show of an episode of Busted Business Bureau! For the first time in podcast history, the guests are able to steamroll me for more than 7 sentences overall. As the hosts of a comedy podcast about the so-called justice system, Kathryn and Kyrie are perfect to talk to me about what happens when a lot of people break Civil Rights Laws for the love of the game. 

Thanks for your patience between episodes. As my Patreon subscribers are intimately familiar with, my fulltime job and life is making podcasting much harder...I will get to the next episode when I frigging get to it!

Kathryn and Kyrie are two hosts of the Beyond Bars podcast where they interview people impacted by the "justice" system, mostly people who have been to jail. Link here! https://open.spotify.com/show/5ftr0ow1XV6U7tpLVProtC

Kathryn Gongaware can be found @kathryngong

Kyrie da Comic can be found @kyriedacomic

Anyways, for sources we've got:

Math on Trial: How Numbers are Used and Abused in the Courtroom by Leila Schneps (full text here!): https://www.medicine.mcgill.ca/epidemiology/hanley/tmp/CandH-ch0102/Math%20on%20Trial.pdf

Danny Evins' obit: https://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/17/business/danny-evins-restaurant-founder-and-focus-of-controversy-dies-at-76.html

Cracker Barrel Decor Blog: https://blog.crackerbarrel.com/2021/09/24/20-surprising-facts-about-cracker-barrel/

Civil Rights Act: http://eeoc.gov/statutes/title-vii-civil-rights-act-1964 and https://www.justice.gov/crt/title-ii-civil-rights-act-public-accommodations

Rhodes V. Cracker Barrel c. 2002 (discussion about Bayes' theorem): https://casetext.com/case/rhodes-v-cracker-barrel-old-country-store-inc-2

The Rhodes V. Cracker Barrel c. 2003 with plaintiff allegations: https://casetext.com/case/rhodes-v-cracker-barrel-old-country-store-inc

The wack ass 1968 Time Magazine article: https://time.com/archive/6632149/decisions-trial-by-mathematics/

Denny's 1994 settlement featuring the secret service story: https://www.nytimes.com/1994/05/25/us/denny-s-restaurants-to-pay-54-million-in-race-bias-suits.html

Cracker Barrel private settlement (Rhodes V Cracker Barrel) https://www.sanfordheisler.com/case/discrimination-harassment/cracker-barrel-race-discrimination-class-action/

The wikipedia pages mentioned are a pretty simple google away for Bayes' Theorem and Alexander Acosta (sigh)

Fighting off the urge to green out guest EMMA DAY is back on the podcast for some geriatric fun! Join us as we talk about the developer behind The Villages senior living community in America's gorgeous right ventricle, Florida. Home to some of Florida's key rightwing voting bloc, The Villages has been a destination for every Republican presidential candidate in my lifetime. But don't be fooled by the gazebos that pump out Fox News or the tirelessly petty community bulletin boards, The Villages is also a land for greedy land developers to take advantage of EVERYBODY! 

This story is absolutely crazy, and does in fact have a guy going to jail. Just not the guy you're hoping it is...

Thanks to Ryan Grim for reporting on development and updates to this crazy tale - you can follow him and Jeremy Scahill's recently-launched Drop Site News for important and interesting journalism! 

Also, this was recorded on 11/27 before the UnitedHealth CEO assassination. All talks of assassination are purely coincidental...or should we say manifesting? 

Follow Emma's comedy show @thelesbianlodge (which I also produce) or @alldayemmaday on IG

Patreon.com/bustedbizbureau

SOURCES: 

1. Ryan Grim's original article in The Intercept about the Oren Miller Saga "The Villages Vendetta: How a Grassroots Revolt in the Iconic Retirement Community Ended With a 72-Year-Old Political Prisoner" https://theintercept.com/2023/02/05/ron-desantis-florida-villages-oren-miller/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

2. Ryan Grim's Drop-Site-Exclusive Update Post https://www.dropsitenews.com/p/a-revolt-in-the-villages-takes-a/comments?utm_source=substack&publication_id=2510348&post_id=147556878&utm_medium=email&isFreemail=false&comments=true&utm_campaign=email-half-magic-comments&action=post-comment

3. Andrew Blechman's 2007 book Leisureville : adventures in America's retirement utopias

4. Amanda Brian's article in the Southern Cultures journal ("The Faux History of The Villages") (Note, the link is to the illegal website I use lol); https://sci-hub.se/10.1353/scu.2014.0037 

5. Random interesting article about the real estate fraud 1968 ban: https://scholarlycommons.law.case.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2768&context=caselrev

6. The Bloomberg nerds' article "Billionaire Morse’s Florida Dirt Bonds Not Tax-Exempt" https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-06-05/florida-billionaire-s-development-bonds-not-tax-exempt-irs-says?embedded-checkout=true 

7. Random Letters to the Editor in The Village News: https://www.villages-news.com/2024/11/20/ed-mcginty-offers-harsh-assessment-of-donald-trump/

https://www.villages-news.com/2024/11/14/be-careful-what-you-wish-for-with-hooters/

https://www.villages-news.com/2024/11/20/ed-mcginty-offers-harsh-assessment-of-donald-trump/

8. Lost Pets of The Villages, Florida: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1670057083262755/

Adam Conover - unmedicated and toes out - joins me on my epic return to podcasting in this episode about the Ford Motor Company! 

This chaotic traipse through Ford's history takes us all over the globe (and by that, I mean to the Amazon Rainforest over and over again!) From bumbling sex pest managers misunderstanding tropical climates to THEE OG risk assessment calculation that probably inspired Fight Club...this episode's got everything! In an effort to be less of a huge effing bummer since the military contracting season, this one is a little bit more breezy.

A journalist called Walter Lippman, a man born in 1889, wrote of Henry Ford: "Mr. Ford is neither a crank nor a freak…[but] merely the logical exponent of American prejudices about wealth and success." I did not read that quote in context - I took it from Grandin's book. I didn't say it in the episode, but wanted to spotlight it here because I think it nails what Ford is all about. And I just felt really connected to this guy's words despite the fact he was born over 100 years before me. ANYWAYS. 

For those of you wondering - I mentioned in the episode I was 2 days away from vocal surgery at time of recording. Now on the other side of it, I have to build my voice back up before I'm allowed to podcast again. Should be in the next few weeks though, as I have stuff planned and written!

Thank you to my Patreon subscribers - who largely move in silence and don't comment or like most of what I post on the platform lmfao. They're my besties, for realllll. If you'd like to join the league of oft-disappointed folks who give me 3 dollars a month, you can do so at Patreon.com/bustedbizbureau. 

Adam's standup special is available on Dropout here: https://www.dropout.tv/adam-conover-unmedicated

OK THANKS BYEEE

SOURCES: 

Watch the first Taurus XL launch fail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEEyi-DHrY

Wanna watch another one?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BFAxZflkW0&ab_channel=issmania11

NASA Investigative Summary: Taurus XL T8 and T9 Mission Failures: https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/oco_glory_public_summary_update_-_for_the_web_-_04302019.pdf?emrc=2fce7a

Fordlandia: The Rise and Fall of Henry Ford’s Forgotten Jungle City, Greg Grandin 2009: https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/fordlandia-the-rise-and-fall-of-henry-fords-forgotten-jungle-city_greg-grandin/273197/?srsltid=AfmBOoq09JCr4ag6REQoXvIMUNoJcRceUvQgF0iqfD-KlP6jdceRu9Se#edition=5254322&idiq=3929545

Read the "infamous" Ford Pinto Memo here: https://www.autosafety.org/wp-content/uploads/import/phpq3mJ7F_FordMemo.pdf

Pinto Madness, Mark Dowie, Mother Jones 1977: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/1977/09/pinto-madness/

Ford’s Electric Pickup Is Built From Metal That’s Damaging the Amazon, Sheridan Prasso and Jessica Brice, Bloomberg 2023: https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2023-ford-f150-electric-car-rainforest-damage/?embedded-checkout=true

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