It's the "more than you'll ever need to know about our innards" edition of the Say Something Podcast. If you've never had a colonoscopy before, this guide should be all you'll need for a smooth moving experience. Just don't bend over to demonstrate how to tie your shoelaces while doing your prep. Safety first! If you've already lived to tell the tale, you'll be nodding (and possibly cringing) along with us as we recount the events of our milestone procedures. Good times ahead.

Pouring and spilling the tea,

G & E

Today's Word Problem:

If Eric consumes 800 ounces of Diet Mountain Dew and drives 55 mph to Glenna's for breakfast dessert, how many minutes will it take him to get the cheesecake of his skinny camouflage tie?

Send your answers to us at [email protected] or post it on our Facebook account! Too hip for FB? Follow us on Instagram and The Twitter!

Get outta my yard,

G & E

Remember those 1970's crappy costumes from a box that had a shiny sheath you'd pull on over your winter coat then strap on a mask that didn't allow for things like breathing? It would be full of condensation after about 10 minutes from your breath because the nose holes on your face did not align with the freakishly small nose holes on the mask. Good times. C'mon in. We're talking Halloween today.

Boo,

G & E

We recorded this week's show in a study room at a spiffy new library, and things didn't go exactly as planned. We carried on like the pretend professionals we are, though, because we puffy heart love our listeners.

Today on the program (pronounced PROgrum) we talk job hunting and other assorted oddities. Set that GPS to awesomeville and we'll see you in the podcast!

Echoing our way into your hearts,

G & E

Say what? Today we delve into pronunciations and discuss which ones are correct. Who said it right? You be the judge on this week's episode! Linguists need not apply.

To-may-to,

G & E

Blue light special on Episode 4! Today we're talking tiny homes and strange stuff your parents told you when you were a youngin'. We also discuss the concept of living in a van, but not the windowless kind down by the river where your drunkle lives. It's a nicer one. We swear.

Beep beep,

G & E

It's the donuts and milk show! Junky treats and weird food stories abound. Send us an email to tell us about your favorite sinful snacks: [email protected]. 

Thanks for listening!

All the Xs and plenty of Os,

G & E

Thanks for tuning in for Episode 2! What makes you feel old? Does that AARP membership lurking in your mailbox give you the heebeegeebees, too? After you enjoy this week's episode, shoot us an email to let us know you're listening:  

[email protected]

Hand me my cane,

G & E

Welcome to the But Enough About Us! Eric and Glenna are a couple of wingnuts who are reunited and sharing a mic just like their good old days together in radio. Pull up a snack and settle in for some fun!

Thanks for listening!

Fluff-n-stuff

G & E