$1.25 Dollar Tree greeting cards are so much better than the 2 for $1 Dollar Tree greeting cards

also, i'm the John Wick of window screens

and how about you don't fall into the river, ya know?

the unused, unloved garlic press, our trash crimes & carolyn went on a date with her mum

also, i pumiced stone my footsies

frankie nearly escaped, we bought a bike from Donut House & a cashier dropped carolyn's banana on the floor

also: vince's snoring is bothering carolyn, vince returned clothes he wore & after 8 months and $50 Lennox finally got a new scooter

also, Carolyn busted some suds, Vince trimmed his leg hair & Karla's blood got onto our bag of pupcorn

also, i know someone who visited chicago and made 16 individual damn instagram posts about it

we threw away corned beef, karla nearly bled onto our groceries & realty is just some concrete and drywall on top o' dirt