frankie nearly escaped, we bought a bike from Donut House & a cashier dropped carolyn's banana on the floor

also: vince's snoring is bothering carolyn, vince returned clothes he wore & after 8 months and $50 Lennox finally got a new scooter

also, Carolyn busted some suds, Vince trimmed his leg hair & Karla's blood got onto our bag of pupcorn

also, i know someone who visited chicago and made 16 individual damn instagram posts about it

we threw away corned beef, karla nearly bled onto our groceries & realty is just some concrete and drywall on top o' dirt

carolyn made donuts, frankie has a pink perch & vince's pedicure lady did not like him

it's Motor City Pizza Co, available at your local costco and other participating retailers nationwide

carolyn made lasagna with orange cheese, put tomatoes in stir fry & vince's 30 year high school reunion is coming up

do you even know what a skirted toilet is?!

I was at work for 5 minutes on Thursday!