The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe penis-snatching. Mr Moonwalker today makes the choice that Kev in the John, never, had. Twice. In 2023 Nigeria, the most awful of pandemic’s broke out. Worse than life-ending disease, this pandemic resulted in people temporarily losing their penis. It’s not just d*cks either, for some folks were losing nipples. These incidents have resulted in much pain and suffering via mob justice. There have also been police prosecutions related to these cases of vanishing penis. Alongside these horrific events we ponder whether a micropenis is the size of a nose? If you had the power to inflict people with a micro-organ, would you use it? Ultimately we ask whether this unusual epidemic was a case of aliens, a cryptid, demons, voodoo, a ghost, or telekinesis? Then we give Mr Moonwalker a gift he will never forget. All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. 

Drinking rules:

Kev filled the research notes with photos and artwork of the common human penis. Many, many hogs. These hogs were not directly referenced in the research, they were just hanging around. Every time Mr Moonwalker commented on any such image, he had to do a shot aka a mini-Moonie.

Sources:

New Lines Magazine article by Kingsley Charles: https://newlinesmag.com/reportage/the-curious-phenomenon-of-nigerias-disappearing-penises/

Wikipedia summary (yes, we know): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(disease) 

Strong, Y. N., Cao, D. Y., Zhou, J., Guenther, M.A., Anderson, D.J., Kaye, A. D., Blick, B. E., Anandi, P. R., Patel, H. Y. and Urits, I. (2023) Koro Syndrome: Epidemiology, Psychiatric and Physical Risk Factors, Clinical Presentation, Diagnosis, and Treatment Options. Health Psychology Research. 11: 70165. Available online at: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9946797/

Accessed: 22/01/2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the New Year’s Day 2024 extraterrestrial encounter at Miami’s Bayside Mall aka Miami Marketplace. On this evening, a commotion ensued at or around a shopping mall and the police were, allegedly truthfully, not saying anything. What was going down? With a lack of information, people went looking for answers and answers, people did find. Those answers, were in the shape of extraterrestrials. Shadow aliens, to be more specific. Moments prior to this incident, a UFO may have been seen in the sky. Next, residents starting posting on social media about power cuts and the wifi went down. Something was happening. Something, with many witnesses. But had the police really kept quiet? Or was there a fight involving teenagers and did fireworks get mistaken for gunshot leading to the huge police response? That sounds like a cover up to us… Well, to one of us. The other one of us may have reverted back to their 2020 Scully persona and I’m not Moonwalker saying which one of us Moonwalker it is but Moonwalker we think you’ll be able to Moonwalker figure it out without any Moonwalker clues. Alongside that, we ponder why aliens crash? All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. When Moonwalker who shall not be named started Scullying up (definitely covering up for THE MAN), you may have heard the X-Files theme from the television series. The famous instrumental usually known as ‘The X-Files’ was composed by Mark Snow with the show creator being Chris Carter. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. 

Sources:

The Miami Mall Walking Alien Video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=smEnuziEEL0 

NBC Miami article on four teenagers being arrested after brawl: https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/4-juveniles-arrested-after-large-fight-breaks-out-in-bayside-marketplace-on-new-years-day/3195115/

CBS Miami summary news video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_8t1sdvGc

UFO seen in sky before the mall incident: https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2024/02/03/all-of-the-things-you-could-fit-in-this-pothole-on-i-440-in-nashville/

YouTube ‘Clean Footage’ video of Miami Aliens: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1x6ohfnBS60

TikTok Witness: https://www.tiktok.com/@columbus__710/video/7321524987892944170?_t=8iqjZsKVJP9&_r=1

Twitter high resolution alien walk video: https://x.com/szuculo/status/1743282935359328679?s=46&t=EyKoa6miXYVfEvXv5EPXfg

Sosa Pippen witness account: https://x.com/ufonetwork_/status/1743294639333900783?s=46&t=EyKoa6miXYVfEvXv5EPXfg

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the Majestic 12. Or should that be Majority 12? Or is that the Shi*ty Six? It’s said that right around the time of the Roswell UFO crash of 1947, a group hidden beyond plain sight were formed to first examine alien remains before ultimately controlling decision-making pertaining to alien visitation to earth, as well as controlling the development of our own future based upon alien technology. There have been documents uncovered over the years lending some credibility to this story. Enough credibility in fact that the Air Force and FBI have taken a look. Those documents included a Majestic 12 1952 Briefing given by an anonymous intelligence official to Britain's leading ufologist of the time, Timothy Good. Across the pond, UFO researcher Jaime Shandera also received this 1952 briefing, purported to be written by a Head of Central Intelligence, Roscoe Hillenkoetter, for President-elect Dwight Eisenhower, outlining the creation of the Majestic 12. This led to a probing of archives which uncovered further mention of this mysterious group in official records. Aliens WERE recovered at Roswell AND elsewhere! Some say this is all legitimate. Others believe that this is a hoax. Others still, acknowledge that the best cover up of all may indeed be to just tell the truth, sprinkled with one or two easily disprovable elements to convince the world that the truth is too bonkers to be real. Alongside that, we ponder whether wearing a crown to a job interview is the only way to assure that you will be offered the job. Just so long as garçon brings you that drink… All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Super. 

Sources:

FBI Vault: https://vault.fbi.gov/Majestic%12 

Black Vault link to same document: https://documents.theblackvault.com/documents/fbifiles/majestic.pdf

Presidential History Geeks Live Journal write up: https://potus-geeks.livejournal.com/1517129.html

Your Paranormal article: https://yourparanormal.com/conspiracy-theories/majestic-12/ 

William Cooper article: https://www.cs.mcgill.ca/~abatko/interests/conspiracy/mj12/

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the origin story of the Flying Dutchman, the most famous ghost ship there has ever been. We then probe the origin of the Flying Dutchman. Then we probe the origin of the Flying Dutchman. Yes, there have been quite a lot of stories about this boat over the centuries. There have also been many sightings. Some of those sightings have been witnessed by royalty. Some sightings have been witnessed by commanders during World War Two. Some sightings have been witnessed by hundreds of people. Can any of these sightings be explained with science? Who was the captain? All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. In discussing WoonMalker’s Flying Dutchman encounter, we utilised a wonderful theme from Rare and the Xbox's Sea Of Thieves courtesy of Microsoft and composed via the magical Robin Beanland. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. 

Sources:

Timeline of Flying Dutchman accounts: https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/type0777ast.html

Skeptoid: https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4427

Historic Mysteries: https://www.historicmysteries.com/flying-dutchman/ 

Vanderdecken's Message Home; or, The Tenacity of Natural Affection. Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, vol. 9, no. 50 (May 1821), pp. 127-31.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the honourable and trustworthy Reddit claim that NASA made contact with extraterrestrials during an experiment in the year 2019. Yes, this broke on Reddit which, when you think about it, is probably exactly how something like this would get out to the general public. Of course, we knew all about these experiments from our days aka day in the MiB academy so when this came out in public, we knew it was time to uncover the truth. In 2019, NASA were experimenting with vibrations in an echo chamber. Eventually, NASA must’ve tapped in to some higher frequency previously unknown to humankind (in the modern era) because it is alleged that a ‘boom’ begun communicating with the NASA scientists. Before much could be established, as you may imagine, the government or at least upper military moved in to shut things down. But things… Continued. Did this event result in humans learning about our future doom? Or did this event, bring about the future doom of humankind? A doom via the All Hearing Ear. Was this the ear of Sauron? Who are The Collective? All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. 

Sources:

Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/c7mz9b/i_work_at_nasa_we_made_alien_contact_yesterday/

Reddit post part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/c8i2m5/i_work_at_nasa_we_made_alien_contact_last_week/

Reddit post part 3 (the coded denial): https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/c8s7ly/i_work_at_nasa_we_have_never_made_alien_contact/

Reddit post part 4 (f it, we did make contact): https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/c99g1j/i_work_at_nasa_fuck_it_we_did_make_alien_contact/

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Tarrare. Tarrare, liked to eat. Tarrier liked to eat a lot. As a baby, anything left with Tarrare would be gobbled. The child could consume his own bodyweight in meat. Was this a mutant? An X-Man? The first X-Person? A ghoul or some other form of monster? Or was Tarrare the very embodiment of gluttony? An infectious literal sin roaming the world? Regardless, Tarrare would go on to live quite the life - performing on the streets before ending up in the French military. There, Tarrare would become secret agent 00-hungry but there was a fatal flaw in Tarrare’s career. No matter what Tarrare did, Tarrare was still hungry. Did Tarrare have a wormhole inside his tum-tum? Or can human physiology, neurology, psychology and psychiatry explain this? This is all a true story… All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.

Sources:

Ripley’s summary of Tarrare: https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/tarrare/

Unbelievable Facts summary: https://unbelievable-facts.com/2023/04/tarrare-the-man-who-ate-anything.html

Messy Nessy: https://www.messynessychic.com/2018/07/13/whatever-you-do-dont-tell-the-french-about-tarrare/

Wiltons write up: https://www.wiltons.org.uk/news/155

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Juan Rivera Feliberti. As a child in Mayagüez, Puerto Rico, Juan liked to fly a kite. Juan wasn’t the only one that liked kites it turned out though, for a UFO would make a (successful) effort to suck off Juan’s kite. Juan would be sucked off too and before you know it, Juan was offered a trade. A box in exchange for the kite. But WHAT’S IN THE BOX? Juan, would find out because Juan wanted to play with the alien girl’s box but after returning to earth, all was not as fun as it seemed. Not everyone could see what was in the box which would result in lots of trouble for Juan. Juan eventually managed that trouble but Juan would be sucked off again in later life. Juan was getting him some box… All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. Early one you may haver noticed the 1998 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’s Potion Shop tune composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. We closed out the episode with another Kōji Kondō track, the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Source:

https://www.thinkaboutitdocs.com/1934-ufo-alien-sightings/