The return of a favorite game, Dead or Alive, leads to many tangents about Shirley Temple, Billy Joel, and Angela Lansbury. The Duo wrap up 2012 with thoughts on 2012 and the idea of New Year's resolutions.

The Duo explore the story of John McAfee the antivirus guy that moved to Belize to essentially become Batman. Marked as a criminal he ran for his life and got sent back to America. There's lots more to his story that is very bizarre.

Keith worries about The Pope's living situation and his tweeting ability. Then The Duo discuss their favorite Christmas movies. They admit their dislike of certain popular "classics." And Greg remembers the Home Alone 2: Director's Cut…or it might have been a porno. We're not sure.

NEVER BEFORE TOLD! Keith's first run-in with a porno mag as a kid that awake him from The Matrix. Greg smuggles digital porn to his house in less than 12 parsecs in his cargo shorts. Then The Duo fondly remember the start of internet piracy. PLUS: The Pope joins Twitter.

Keith explains Jon Eats Carrots to Greg, then they discover Jon Drinks Water. The Duo finds no joy in recording on 12/12/12 and disproves the Mayan's prophecy. They wrap up with Part 1 of their remembrance of The Wild West Internet.

The Duo questions North Korea's unicorn lair. They praise the amazing Lou Rawls and his Christmas songs. Keith warns of the perils of getting a real Christmas tree and Greg sets standards for his future kids.

The Duo look for sexual meaning in songs and rally against parents against John Denver's explicit lyrics. They debate board games vs. video games, before deciding what they will do once they become ghosts.

The Duo ponder what Hitler's life might have been like had he escaped WWII. Naturally leading to a discussion of Presidential Beards. Then Keith shares the story of military animals Cher Ami and Sgt. Stubby.

Keith shares his experience playing Assassin's Creed III. Greg lashes out at cutscenes. The Duo begins to learn about wartime carrier pigeons, before getting sidetracked by Hitler.

Greg eulogizes Larry Hagman. Keith admits he liked Samantha over Jeannie. Then The Duo dispense wisdom on how to handle aging into your late twenties. They also get close to a sign off, then fumble at the two yard line.