The Duo check in on Zak Bagans and his dungeon. They talk about late 80s TV women. Greg petitions for more Soleil Moon Frye.

The Duo explores prison slang to discover they would be terrible inmates. They wonder about same sex proprosals (unrelated.) And they really feel uncomfortable sharing a public bathroom with others.

The Duo explores prison slang to discover they would be terrible inmates. They wonder about same sex proprosals (unrelated.) And they really feel uncomfortable sharing a public bathroom with others.

The Duo talk food, cultural backgrounds and geographic influence. Keith shows some ignorance in this area, while Greg enlightens us on Italian cuisine and tries to sell a glass cat.

Greg survives an earthquake. Then The Duo revisits the most litigious man to look at his feud with Carrie Underwood and his wife's feud with the Illuminati.

Greg shares his time in a progressive Catholic high school. Keith considers a trip to Vegas. And The Duo remember Howard Scott for his contribution to vinyl. Then they insult other audio formats. Sorry, cassettes...

Keith brings odd crimes from a Georgia Police Blotter. The Duo explains why gorillas can't ride shotgun in Massachusetts and what proper bathroom etiquette is for a thief. Also, Greg smells his finger.

The Duo discuss First-Class/Coach warfare. Keith tries to find a better way to clean out his ears. Greg eagerly awaits vacuums to become self-aware. And they wrap up with some parenting advice.

Greg gets a call from prison. Keith steals his parents' records in exchange for an iPhone. And The Duo rate Customer Service.

The Duo stops themselves from taking steroids thanks to Dr. Jose Canseco's theory of time travel. And they discuss proper etiquette for book returns. Keith gets way too into that story.