Keith impersonates Jesse Ventura. Greg tests Keith's knowledge of deceased celebrities. And The Duo experiences an identity crisis worse than Batman.

Greg brings us the story of a time-traveling lawyer - so you know it's true. The Duo attempts to use Quantum Leap and Back to the Future to understand it. And a Japanese Chef cooks up his member - not for us.

Keith relays the story of his parents listening to the podcast, which naturally leads to The Duo recounting Crispin Glover's Letterman meltdown. And Greg warns of the dangers hiding in the trees at the fireworks.

The Duo fact-checks a ridiculous lawsuit against the Kardashians and Kanye West filed by the Most Litigious Man in the world. Spoiler: He makes it easy to prove him wrong.

The Duo discusses relationships and why men act like idiots. They go into HUGE Game of Thrones Spoilers and explore Urban Dictionary for the word "mook." Keith recounts Jersey Shore Shark Attack with embarrassing accuracy.

The Blue Angels hold up the show. Greg attempts to take the wheel. Keith launches his book. The Duo discuss conspiracies and educate themselves on (un)believably (un)true story of time traveler, John Titor.

Greg explains home brewing. Keith gets busted drinking. The Duo discuss acting and why Keith just can't relate to the Cat People of Avatar. BONUS: Greg refuses to do a Jimmy Stewart impression, but gifts us with a brief Ben Kingsley.

Greg turns and Atlantic City waitress against Boston. We "remember" The Diving Horse and The Diving Bell. Keith ponders his intentions with his girlfriend. And the Duo discuss the wasteland of Daytime TV.

Heavy Spoiler episode. We go deep inside Prometheus and then burst out of its chest. We talk about if this is a prequel, character relationships, and what it means to have a soul. We talk about DNA more than we should be allowed to. And we still manage to fit in Star Wars references.

We don't talk to William Shatner, but we talk about him, his effect on pilot episodes and if he prefers talking about Star Trek or Star Wars. Also, Greg forgets his Twitter, Google SafeSearch is turned off, and our buddy Chris randomly walks in.