CALL OF BOOTY with Sid & Devi

Sometimes, you see someone's true colors & it ain't pretty. We were gonna keep talking about biggest arguments offenses but this turned into a post-relationship analysis. We explore:

- when you end up with the same type of person over & over 

- rectifying parental issues w/ partner 

- ignoring & being colorblind to RED flags 

- when their personality in the relationships does a 180 

- entitled behavior 

- are these red flags actually deal breakers 

- ignoring your gut instincts 

- getting clear cut about your boundaries & deal breakers pre-relationship 

- why friend approval matters 

- investigating relationship intentions 

- do you want this or is it convenient?  

- being in denial/justifying behavior 

- fixable character traits vs incompatible character flaws 

- argument problems vs deal breakers 

- behavior on social media & respecting your partner 

- not posting about your partner on sm 

- way you compromise your relationship 

- "single energy" doesn't belong in committed relationship 

- pay attention to actions over words 

- are you with a narcissist? 

- why it's important to write down notes in relationships 

- in what point of a relationship do you seek therapy? 

- involving friends in your relationship drama 

- exit interviews could be fun 

We're all posting photos of the good times but never of the bad. Doesn't mean it ain't happening. In this episode Sid drops some big news & we also get into: 

- the deeper meaning to fighting 

- most offensive argument problems

- both partners need emotional airtime 

- arguments cannot always default to one victim 

- what "active listening" actually is 

- why women don't leave the past in the past 

- the argument clapback 

- everyone should get a turn to be the designated calm one

- when giving them a taste of their own medicine is right 

- intention vs reception = 2 COMPLETELY different things 

- apologizing is a power move 

- the proper way to apologize (NO "sorry, but") 

- "sorry" does not buy you the chance to do it again

- the fast track to squashing an argument

- scheduling in "discussions"

- take your pick: maintaining your relationship or maintaining your ego 

- conflict resolution incompatibility is a deal breaker 

- there's only losers in a you vs me argument

- setting intentions pre-discussion (like in yoga) 

- arguing is a skill that you have to work on like reps at the gym

- residual "I hate you" post-argument feelings

- treat yourself after a blowout 

- call out your shortcomings

In this episode, we're weighing in on racism in dating, self-hating & discriminating. Show notes:

- gender reveals is the latest BS to plague social media 

- the pitfalls & plus sides of having a type 

- does having a type make dating harder? 

- the deeper meaning behind racial preferences 

- when a type becomes a fetish 

- being their type vs their experiment

- how to tell if you're being fetishized 

- cinnamon vs nutmeg 

- biggest male insecurities in dating 

- the most common male aesthetic deal breaker for women 

- surprising female insecurities 

- what guys are really thinking when you eat on a date 

What is dating in LA really like?? We navigate the lovely dating problems & the perks that may or may not be exclusive to LA & ways to make romance work in any big city. Welcome to Season 2! In this episode: 

- The date spot better be closer to you or you're cancelling 

- They cancelled and you're stoked about it 

- Vegan Mingle: because LA vegans should only date LA vegans 

- LA leads the nation in gluten sensitivity 

- Avoiding "industry" people 

- Using dating profiles to market your business or gain IG followers

- Transient city mentality 

- Too many people coming & going 

- LA doesn't have a good metro system but we have a LOT of metro guys 

- Athleisure is a lifestyle 

- The 2 key places you need to know about to pick up ANYONE

- You don't want to date them, you want to network with them 

- Free meal opportunists 

- The best way to cut the date short 

- A great first date don't mean shit 

- Are people better in text or in person? 

- Passive agressive emojis 

- First dates are not the time to be creative 

- Thoughts on gym dates 

- Strange encounters: girls with knives and guys with eyeliner 

- Thoughts on back to back dates 

- Once again, dating is a second job 

This is Call of Booty & it's your oral duty to listen to this episode. We're talking all about the current oral sex culture and how our twerking, social media-centric generation is going to be having sex when we're old. Episode breakdown: 

- Samoas > Thin Mints

- Catching others & getting caught having sex or masturbating 

- Applauding noisy neighbors getting it on 

- Guessing about other couples' sex lives 

- Good looking people are actually not freaks in the sheets 

- Why 69 is overrated 

- What guys are actually thinking when you give them head 

- How to get comfortable when giving head 

- Cultural spit or swallow trends 

- Pineapple juice & other foods that really affect the taste of cum 

- Your balls have AI

- The pussy needs some downtime 

- The case for not having sex everyday

- Best places on the body to cum

- Sex injuries from food  

- Special occasion sex 

- The most underrated sex move

- People are probably having less sex than we think

- What sex is gonna be like in our 70's & 80's 

- Twerking at 80 years old 

- What's next on the sex frontier/sex industry 

- Is squirting real 

We could all be saying "Thank U, Next!" but half of us are getting back wit our ex sooo we're discussing what's the deal with that. We're hashing out: 

- Back with your ex for the wrong reasons 

- The dread of starting all over again 

- When has going back to an ex ever worked? 

- Getting a cat won't fix your relationship 

- The rules of going on a break or separation 

- Getting competitive during a "break" 

- The one time getting back together with your ex works 

- The fucked up thing that women find romantic 

- Keeping your ex around to get revenge

- Using your ex as as a placeholder for someone else 

- Being friends with your ex is pointless 

- Being physically grossed out by an ex once you're done 

- How exes ruin or prevent your next relationship 

- There's no need to be connected on social after a breakup 

- Famous exes that have gotten back together & are thriving  

- The key to preventing you from the trap of going back to an ex 

- Seeing your ex move on 

- Unspoken competition wit your ex of who can find someone new first 

- Having compassion for your ex & letting the past go 

- Let karma take care of your ex 

- Prenups: realistic or rude? 

- Flipping their shit on eBay

- What to do with the ring from a broken engagement 

Ass eating is how it's post to be. Or is it? Today we're exploring how the current digital/social age has shaped our sexual standards & expectations. We're sussing out sexual fantasy vs reality & what we actually want. Quick breakdown: 

- We're just 2 cynical Valentine's Day haters 

- Kanye wins V-day... (eye roll) 

- Guy's obsession w/ lesbians explained 

- Threesomes: whose requesting, logistics & strategy 

- Awkward threesomes in professional porn 

- How sex clubs & group sex can fuck up your game 

- Sex dungeons are a thing 

- Skin to skin contact > props 

- 50 Shades of Grey is like slam dunk contests 

- Caveman heritage: did they use props? 

- Choking & other fun ways to be degraded 

- Clit piercings are overrated 

- What even defines "good sex" these days? 

- Sex time travel 

- The big problem wit big dicks 

- Why anal sex is trending 

- Deep throating is a mainstay 

- You better come manscaped 

- Don't be that annoying person that doesn't FaceTime sex or send nudes 

- Strange sex bucket list items 

- Sending nude holograms is our future 

We're sounding off on the biggest dating complaints of 2019 & the key moves to improving your dating life so none of that is even an issue. We're talking: 

- Stop tryna date people & just get Bumble BFF 

- There are best & worst times to swipe (timing matters)  

- Accept that dating is a secondary job 

- Psyching yourself up for a date 

- Establish your signature home base date spot & make sure everyone comes to you 

- Flakiness & looking for any reason to DQ someone 

- Removing excessive pressure & expectation of Date 1 

- More happens when you look like you give less of a fuck 

- Humiliating public rejection 

- Make sure your wingman is a DUFF

- Get some uglier friends & use Bumble BFF to find some 

- Why it's vital to have a group of single friends if you're single 

- Don't date solo - build your crew 

- Get side jobs, go to workshops/meet-ups to meet ppl 

- Slow convo lead in or direct approach to getting numbers?

- Your personal trainer can double as your broker 

- "Dating requires support staff" 

- Be proactive and mass email your friends for referrals 

- Under what circumstance to implement a matchmaker

- Screening for psychos 

- Too many options is a problem  

- Throw away society applies to not giving people a fair shot 

- Stop focusing on checking boxes

- What you think you want in a partner doesn't even matter 

Drake said it's a short life, but that don't mean we can't keep playing games & having a little fun while we're at it. Enjoy part 2 of the games women & men play. 

On this episode: 

- An intro on manscaping

- Women get put into 1 of 2 camps in dating... which camp are you in?

- The ratio of serious to non-serious dating 

- Getting into their friend group

- Suggesting a trip together

- How many times a week you should see the person you're dating 

- Issuing effective ultimatums & when to do it 

- Psychopathic relationship trapping extremes 

- A very effective tactic that men use to trap women 

- How men who leverage money/status/career actually come off 

- If he don't have money, he better have THIS 

- Using the "accidental" text 

- You're never too old: 70 year olds do it too! 

- Drop a "baby" 

- The soft spot they have for their parents? Find out what that is & milk it to your advantage!  

- Get attention from others to get attention from your partner 

- Exploit what your partner finds sexy & what is universally sexy 

- Be versatile, fun & get your way 

- Game playing differences in your 20's vs 30's 

- Why Netflix n Chill is necessary