CALL OF BOOTY with Sid & Devi

CALL OF BOOTY with Sid & Devi

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CALL OF BOOTY with Sid & Devi episodes

  • How Men & Women Play Games

    The truth will set you free, but playing mind games doesn't cost you anything either... Or does it?? In this episode we cover: 


    - We weigh in on the 10 year challenge 

    - How women trap men into relationships 

    - Best female tactics to get a relationship 

    - How women "mark their territory"

    - Friendship approval matters in leveling up 
    - Consistent male campaigns & tactics to get a relationship 
    - If playing hard-to-get really works 
    - Being age appropriate (playing to their age) 
    - Need a new career? Be an emotional assassin 
    - Using social media campaigns as personal PR 
    - Subtweeting to send a message 
    - Accidentally tolerating the wrong person 
    - How to get your partner to lose weight if they got fat 
    - Manipulate/lead by example 
    - Getting friends involved in manipulating partner  
    - Use sex to get what you want 
    - Be upfront to get what you want 
    - Solve everything with bomb ass head (same conclusion every time) 

    33 min
  • How to Still Be a Fun Person When You're in a Relationship

    Have you ever lost a fun friend to a relationship? Are you always secretly hoping your friend breaks up so you can have your crew back? Or have you ever woken up one day and realized that YOU are that boring friend in a relationship?


    In this episode we cover how to still be a fun friend, not let your new relationship suck the juice out of your personality and maintain a work-life balance. We cover: 

    - Cuffing season & too many holiday engagements 

    - Dating cycle syncing 

    - Big issues: one half of the couple dominates the other 

    - Common patterns: losing yourself in a relationship 

    - Throwing funerals for your friends you lost to a relationship 

    - Battles: disapproving friends vs significant other creating a divide 

    - Interventions: not worth it 

    - When your interests become your partners interest 

    - Establishing safety words  

    - Voltrons, Siamese twin couples & other pet peeves 

    - Couples that offensively use "we" for everything 

    - Establishing important parameters to maintain social life separate from partner 

    - Don't be the couple that no one can third wheel 

    - The smug factor 

    - Blackmail photo folders to resurrect your fun friend 

    - Thoughts on sour skittles 

    - Asking your partner for "me time"

    - Missing your partner is a good thing 

    36 min
  • Cheat-Proof Your Relationship

    The threats to your relationship are everywhere: lurking at work, at Starbucks and on your damn phone. Use probability & statistics to not invite the wrong circumstance & cheat-proof your relationship. We discuss: 


    - (irrelevant intro) when Costco feels bad for your dick & gives you a refund 

    - Emotional & Physical Affairs  

    - Define what is is detrimental to a relationship instead of defining "cheating" 

    - Getting blindsided by cheating 

    - The Golden Rule applies to fidelity 

    - Respecting your partners grounds for cheating vs yours 

    - Using the concept of probability & statistics to determine what's the right behavior 

    - How common is cheating? 

    - Common cheating stories (brought to you by the men on Reddit)

    - The worst betrayals 

    - Surprising undercover cheaters like Tiger Woods 

    - Are we meant to be monogamous? 

    - Shitting on on happy relationships/ getting coined as the "boring one" if happily in a relationship 

    - Defending romance 

    - Emotional terrorist relationship poachers

    - Friends that try to undermine your relationship 

    - When is cheating ever okay? 

    - Policy on taking back cheaters 

    - Understanding why ppl cheat 

    - Not shaming your friends if they decide to take back a cheater 

    - Would you want to know the details if you got cheated on?

    - Who is more at fault - the partner or the knowing and willing home wrecker

    - When you find out you're the side piece 

    - What should the accidental "mistress" do?

    - Worst ways to discover cheating 

    - The threat of the workplace & co-workers 

    - If all else fails, buy yourself an atoll 

    45 min
  • Are You Marriage Material?

    From looking like you can outrun a T-rex to throwing surprising character curveballs, we discuss the many things that make you marriage material and how to get you from meeting in the WF aisle to down the aisle & to the alter. 

    - You're doing it wrong: look frumpy on the streets & sexy at home

    - Overcompensation & social overexposure takes you out of the running for marriage
    - Guys hugging w/ mutual boners (excuse our tangent)
    - What it really means to be basic
    - The “IT” factor
    - “We are a product of memes”: how social media is killing our uniqueness
    - Show that you're multifaceted & do spontaneous shit
    - Be a tootsie pop
    - Getting steamrolled in a relationship
    - Sticking to your guns on your values
    - Don’t be a personality sponge
    - Wifey material qualifiers
    - Study Reports: on the most subconscious level, what we are looking for in our life partner?
    - Women are looking for “frame” in men - find out what that means
    - Yes, physical attraction DOES matter
    - Post Sex aura
    - Mischevious streaks - the couple that pranks together stays together
    - It’s the butt culture - don’t have a flat ass
    - Your past DOES matter
    - Your demonstration of loyalty in turn works in YOUR favor
    - Once again, your bj talents to the rescue
    - How you handle crisis modes are huge  
    - Be the best version of yourself ON BRAND
    - Devour them like they're your last meal on earth

    Basically, implement these tactics & get that bling on your finger. 

    48 min
  • The Nasty Things You Hide From Your Partner
    This episode contains everything you always wanted to know but never asked. Listen to the very end because you ar gonna learn somme truly insightful shit about the opposite gender. Golden education right hurr.
    - passing gas: where to draw the line on a normal but embarrassing situation
    - farting is a mood killer
    - embarrassing gas stories & when gas builds up all night long
    - tactics and concentration involved to disguise your noises
    - what guys think about accidental rips
    - why you should get a dog
    - shitting in front of your partner
    - disguising shitting in front of your partner (drowning out noise & smell with best strategies)
    - Pandora to the rescue
    - subtle ways to tell your partner that nature is really calling & they need to leave
    - the worst shitting offenses
    - Blumpkins: get familiar
    - Sid's under-the-sheets blow the gas away wind tunnel move (he swears by it, I'm skeptical)
    - morning breath is NBD
    - the strategy of eating onions & garlic together
    - simultaneous gas: make a pact
    - things that girls hide from their partner
    Male Dilemmas
    - random boners & tucking it in
    - being proud of your boner & boners at the gym
    - morning wood is a diff type of boner
    - yes, blue balls hurt & what it actually feels like
    - the alarming way that guys get rid of ball itch (in public)
    Female Dilemmas
    - period underwear & tricky period encores
    - guys perspective on periods... its not what you think
    - wet tampons & wet everything issues
    - staining your bed
    - male sympathy
    40 min
  • Dating to Relationship Deal Breakers (Money, Religion, Sex, Kids... Diet)
    We all have our deal breakers. Sometimes we can make exceptions, other times - all bets are off. Heed the red flags flags & jump ship before you drown. In this episode we discuss:
    Money:
    - When it's serious - separate bank accounts?
    - Societal conditioning/thoughts about money
    - Women out-earning their husbands
    - Having similar socioeconomic backgrounds
    Religion
    - Our thoughts on different religions in a relationship - is there space for a duo-religion household?
    - The right approach to not converting your partner/children to your religious agenda
    - People of different religions DO actually learn to get along!
    - Using Reddit for all your religious questions
    - Bacon lovers cannot fuck wit religious diet restrictions that ban pork!
    (Diet)
    - Diets: a new age deal breaker
    Kids
    - Dating someone w/ kids = damaged goods?
    - The truth is: kids are baggage
    - When do you reveal to the person you're dating that you have a kid
    - Women not being turned off by a man w/ kids
    - Major deal breaker: when someone doesn't like your kid
    Sex
    - DJ Khaled not eating pussy is a deal breaker!!!
    - Reasons why guys do not go down
    - Thoughts on anal
    - Bringing up areas of improvement for sex is awkward
    - How to make sex better with your partner
    - Swapping notes & making sex a workshop
    - The prevalency of faking orgasms
    - Pointing your toes makes you cum
    - Post-romp must-haves
    30 min
  • Preserve Your Relationship & Reputation on Social Media
    Your relationship may be over, but its trail of slime is still all over social media for all to see. Learn best practices for not embarrassing yourself on social media & how best to be discreet in a new or serious relationship.
    Great shit that we cover:
    - Deleting photos w/ an ex on social media: do it out of courtesy or should no one give a fuck?
    - Keeping photos for memories sake, or fuck, maybe you just look good
    - Strategies for deleting photos off SM: subtle little by little or one huge sweep
    - Sad attempts to become an ice cream brand ambassador
    - How to handle close friendships with opposite gender once with someone new & it's serious
    - Testing your partner's insecurities & looking for red flags
    - Rebelling against jealous partners
    - Listing yourself as in a relationship on FB is tacky & embarrassing
    - Feeling obliged to "like" engagement or pregnancy photos or feel like a bad person
    - JLO is tha realest
    - Don't be that couple that merges personalities & tastes
    - Subtle & modern ways to still shout out your partner/express love on SM
    - Excessive honeymoon photoshoots
    - Put yourself on blast!
    - #Fatfat
    - Modern equivalents of old school romantic gestures
    - Hoe-proof (or not) your marriage by deleting social media
    - Relationships & terrorist threats are similar
    - Innocent flirting while in a relationship with others could be helpful?
    - 2019 challenge: post your realest and rawest shit ever
    - Accidental dick pic mishaps & other SM blunders
    31 min
  • Bouncing Back From Break-ups Like a Badass
    Breakups: They break us and they make us. We get totally destroyed then rise like phoenixes from the fire.
    At the heart of this episode we discuss how breakups differ between men and women, how we use breakups as a great opportunity for team bonding, and how best to recover. For a further breakdown:
    - The MOST PAINFUL kind of breakup
    - Breakup Armaggedon
    - When you can't eat Chipotle that's a bad sign
    - Do you plan breakups or spur of the moment?
    - Things that make you stay in a relationship a little too long
    - Villify the motherfucker to help you get over them!
    - Being more empathetic & reframing your thoughts when the other person is being a "crazy motherfucker" during the breakup
    - How guys rally after a breakup w/ their friends
    - How women rally after a breakup w/ their friends
    - Revenge Bod!
    - 3 things that you NEED to put in your breakup arsenal kit
    - Comparing EVERYONE to ex, even if relationship sucked
    - Remember the positives of a relationship vs the negatives
    - Breakup Coping mechanisms gone wrong
    - Monitoring your friends on social media to make sure they're alive
    - Breaking up = team bonding
    - Mend: the breakup app
    - Bashing your ex - helpful or nah?
    - Why people come back
    - Cutting off contact - what hurts more? Block/no contact, or seeing their shit online?
    - Do we truly want our ex to suffer the way we are? The answer is YES :P
    32 min
  • Guys IG Stalk & Send Nudes Too
    You can best believe guys do their fare share of SM stalking. In this mixed-bag episode we also cover the dating app "Hinge", what IG attention realllly means & what everyone is actually doing with your nudes/dick pics.
    To break it down:
    - "Hinge" is a dope dating app & why you should be on it
    - typical dating app usage behavior
    - #VengeSwiping is real
    - guys DO social media stalk
    - what IG likes really mean (& should you be concerned?)
    - when people investigate the shit outta your social media moves - flattering or scary?
    - when you get caught hardcore social media stalking
    - IG celebs DO respond to your DMs
    - are IG Models a serious threat?
    - how men & women stalk on social media
    - nudes = cultural staple
    - tips for bomb nudes & protecting yourself from porno fame
    - nude blackmail
    - most requested & memorable nudes
    - sexting & devious girls
    - nude fails
    - conclusion: nudes can make or break you
    30 min
  • What Is Modern Romance?
    On this episode we look at Romance, Chivalry & Old Societal Standards in the Modern World of love, dating, relationships, engagement and marriage. We cover:
    - first dates: who should pay in 2018
    - insincere wallet gestures on a first date are a-okay
    - keeping tally on how many dates before sex (if you haven't boned already)
    - the magic number of how many dates before sex unofficial protocol
    - a warning on marriage from 2 people that have been married
    - a new frontier of relationships - the modern set up (aka we are doing it all wrong)
    - examples of modern chivalry
    - how women KILL chivalry
    - the ULTIMATE way women can show romance/gift give
    - the ULTIMATE way guys can show their commitment - would you do it??
    - big ass engagements = not necessary
    - excessive photo documentation in our social media culture
    - pictures tell less than half the story of a relationship, don't be jealous
    27 min

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Love is a battlefield and to find it, sometimes you have to go above and beyond...The Call of Booty.