CALL OF BOOTY with Sid & Devi

Passion. We know what it is but we don't know how to explain it. Is it a missing ingredient in your relationship? Find out! In this episode we discuss:

- Another example of why Sid should never do the intro

- Passion: a history

- Friction, as it relates to passion

- Can sexuality & passion be separate?

- Passion is action-oriented

- What makes passion so attractive

- Defining passion & what it looks like in a relationship

- Sustaining passion in long term relationships

- The timelessness of passion

- Nostalgia works in your favor

- The BEST way to create healthy friction

- Passionate relationships don't always equal good relationship

- Passion needs parameters

- Why you need some mild conflict in your life

- Starting fights on purpose

- The good side of jealousy

- Name that cartoon

- The #1 reason why we want passion

- The one thing you cannot schedule into your day

- If your relationship isn't passionate, do THIS

- The thing you should do once a month

- 3 must-have things your relationship can't be without

- Conversational chemistry

Jaded & empty or resentful & predictable, which is the lesser of the 2 evils? There's obviously a sunny side to both options so we're building & debating the case for each like the 2 open-minded diplomats we are. In this episode we're breaking down what leads to happiness & fulfillment, no matter what your relationship status is. Topics covered:

- Now you can be even shadier on IG

- Getting stalked makes life exciting

- Swearing off any one thing is never effective

- Why being single is exciting

- Single & Spontaneous

- Having options

- The necessary revamp coming-of-age phase we all go through

- The small % of your life you're actually single

- Marriage & social validation

- The things you can get away wit when you're single vs married

- Married men live longer & we got stats to prove

- What male group chats are actually like

- The best parts of romantic fulfillment

- Long term potential is clear from the beginning

- When laughter is a problem

- Marriage has a spectrum

- Data analysis on your sex life

- Thoughts on scheduling in sex

- Resentful sex

- How to easily forgive your partner

- The obvious key to world peace

- When you're single & questioning your existence

- Societal pressure on women

- Feeling jaded & empty

- The numbers game involved to finding the one

- Carrying someone's baggage

- The surprisingly nice reason why marriage makes you less tolerant

- A realistic glimpse into married life

- Getting severely impacted by your partner's life decisions

- When to prioritize your own goals vs your marriage

- What open marriages are actually for

- Competitive open marriages

Devi got married last weekend & Sid officiated her wedding as all good friends do. We were all barefoot & beachside, did the thing organically with no rehearsal, so naturally, we're now full of the most solid advice. We discuss the highlights, the current state of marriage, long distance & yet another entrepreneurial idea! In this episode:

- True friends will officiate your wedding

- The financial damage of weddings

- Do you really need an $8,000 wedding dress?

- The current state of divorce rates

- Upcoming big business: divorces!

- You're doing your wedding planning wrong if you do this

- Our culture of insecurity

- Get your finances right

- Why officiating is harder than stand-up comedy

- Wedding script highlights + Jay & Bey get a nod

- How much men actually care about a wedding

- Marriage & societal conditioning

- The real reason for big, elaborate weddings

- Angry wedding planning

- To change or not change your last name

- What people don't tell you about marriage

- That rock on your hand is some liability

- Horrifying stats about ring insurance

- Non-negotiable wedding splurges

Busting a nut is evolution in a nutshell when you're banging like it's your last time on earth. We're discussing the injuries that come from this, fun themed days like Oral Sex Fridays & why sex injuries should be covered by insurance. More of the low down on this episode:

- Does sex actually feel like fucking an apple pie?

- What you can do with a Taco Bell bean burrito other than eat it

- When your balls take a beating

- How to still have fun when healing from a sex injury

- Health Net better open up their plan to cover sex injuries

- Should ball sucking be 1 at a time?

- How guys actually feel about tea bagging

- Sex pain & injuries are forgivable

- What to do when you can't carry the chick up in the air

- Doggy style & it's many injuries

- Keeping boners takes more effort than you think

- Female sex drive sustainability

- Getting raw & a PSA for cutting your damn nails

- It burns when you pee

-  A broken nut is better than having zika

- Passing out in the shower

- Yes, you can hurt your tongue during oral

- Slips into the wrong hole & other down for the count moves

- Death by sex

- Piercings are too high maintenance

- Leave your pets out of the bedroom

Introducing the "Wildcard Date Movement", dishing on DILFs, dating trends, discrimination & all the ways to get you to expand your horizon and date outside your comfort zone. In this episode:

- prototype discrimination beyond race

- creepy astrology types are more common than you think

- you're too comfortable

- what 90% of women on dating apps include in their bio

- there's more to them than their prototype

- even the best of us are too judgmental

- intentionally date outside of comfort zone

- attention-getting buzzwords for that dating profile

- WITHOUT FAIL, the first question you get asked when dating someone new

- when your friends date outside their type

- the question guys never ask eachother

- their diet is a type

- superficial reasons you're not dating someone

- white people brownie points: how white people win respect in dating

- let's put dick size stereotypes to rest

- Diving into FPS

- DILF's = Trendy Prototypes for 2019 & beyond

- discriminatory things you encounter in dating

- it turns out, men use make-up too

Sometimes it's innocent, occasionally it's intentional, every so often it's inevitable, but almost all the time - your ex reappearing isn't good news. In this episode we're talking:

- Poll: spit vs swallow

- Fixing your iron deficiency with sex

- When your ex re-emerges & infiltrates your life

- Dissecting someone's motive

- Do you confront or ignore exes that are in your space?

- You can't expect people to be like you

- How to deal when your ex ruins your favorite spot

- Opening up your violent third eye

- The famous lines of Tupac

- Having fun making problems for your ex

- Stalking situations

- When they no longer serve a purpose in your life

- Do they deserve the benefit of the doubt?

- When an ex has to stay in your life for mandatory reasons (kids, etc)

- How exes are like amputations

- It's easier to walk away from straight up assholes

- Dual custody of pets = unnecessary

- Breakups that divide friend groups

- Loyalty is dead

- Life just wants you to be fat

We're pulling from real life examples of what the current dating scene is like. We'll be talking about a bad string of dates, situations and: 

- What makes a good date vs bad date

- When their text & actual personality don't match up 

- Eye contact is an art 

- You can't practice chemistry 

- Cutting dates short 

- The move to try to salvage a horrible date

- Feeling deceived by their in-person appearance 

- Too coked out, too fat, too hoochie... 

- Female dating is a group effort 

- Men need slumber parties 

- Fear of it being too good too fast 

- You like them a lot but you want it to slow down 

- Our opportunistic culture is ruining us 

- Eggs all in one basket or nah 

- Should you even trust your own instincts? 

- Do you eat the whole bag of chips now or space it out 

- Why middle school dating is so much better 

- Ways to be memorable 

- Digitally marking your territory 

- Wrong person, right time vs right person, wrong time 

- The scary part about meeting someone good 

- Everyone gives you attention when you're taken 

- The attitude that always attracts people 

- Is it harder for women or men to date? 

- Dating challenges specific to each gender

- How sexuality & attraction is different for men & women 

- Ways to make the dating scene better 

- People are less normal than you think 

Has today's world strapped us with the right tools for marriage? Is Jay & Bey's marriage real? How many people are actually happily married? In this episode we discuss the very important ponderings of: 

- Ratio of happily to unhappily married couples 

- Marriage is still a respectable gamble 

- Reasons people stay married 

- Mindset we should enter into marriages with 

- Mandatory pre-marital couples retreats 

- The Catholic Church is on to something

- Marriage culture customs & traditions is MIA 

- Marriage as a bucket list item 

- Relationship social validation

- What relationships do to your friend group 

- True love is not a conversation seller 

- Marriage is still the ultimate goal 

- Your single friends have better stories 

- Taboo conversations & perfect marriage social pressure 

- Conflict shame in marriage 

- Being afraid of your judgmental friends 

- Not every friend is a proper confidant

- Divorce is a great option for many people 

- Single is better than toxic relationship 

- Alternatives to marriage 

- Marriage from an evolutionary perspective 

- Is Jay & Bey's marriage real?

- The joys of companionship 

- Arranged marriages & learning to love each other 

- We're demanding too much of one person

- Married & isolated 

- Limit your relationship necessities to 3 things max 

You're back on the market & need to set up shop. Fire up those apps & get ready to recalibrate & re-equip. In this episode we're talking single-life strategy & all things:

- why your dating profile isn't getting matches 

Are we having less sex? What makes for good sex?? And men, we need your enthusiasm, please. In this episode: 

- Survey stats of average sex partners vs what's actually happening

- Everyone is fluffing their number 

- Sharable google spreadsheets of your rap sheet 

- Ideal number of sex partners you want your partner to have 

- Do men actually want virgins? 

- Sexual past correlates to sexual compatibility 

- Can sexual history ruin a relationship?

- Women having sex to defy double-standard 

- Casual sex doesn't always mean sexual deviancy 

- The perfect amount of oral

- Blow job only mode vs prequel to sex mode

- Guys & vocal feedback 

- The strange experience of watching your home pornos 

- Sex mood killers 

- How men really feel when women initiate position changes

- How women can up their sex game as a collective 

- The problem wit focusing solely on their dick

- Queefing & other boner killers 

- Post-sex tactfulness & rejection 

- Post-orgasm nasty, disgusting feelings 

- Having a sex budget 

- Your excitement is exciting 

- Sex is different when you're making a baby 

Link to study referenced in this episode: https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/sex-relationships/sex/heres-the-average-number-of-sexual-partners-each-generation-has-had-in-their-lifetime/news-story/f114d63057bf898cc8581328d7f31ac5