Today we kick it off by discussing consent. Is it all that matters? Let's find out. We also touch on slightly less inflammatory topics, like the DnD alignment of MAGA, Liberace, Mandingo fighting, binge watching tv shows, how nothing is cool, and how to be smart if you want to kill your slaves. Munro has a HUGE announcement which may or may not be related to his hatred of the conversational topic of baby names, but his skill is terrible at worst and poorly suited for a podcast at best. Also, if you're a cat person it might be best to stay away from this one. Because you're wrong.

Today we go craaaaaaaazy and start the whole thing with a voicemail AND the skill of the week! Madness. We continue with talk of breastfeeding, breastwashing, friendship litmus tests, manufactured debates, nuance, and the fact that everyone, everywhere, has always been and always will be a cunt. We regurgitate koala facts, lament the end of tv shows, praise smart crows, and bash asshole seagulls. We give an expert opinion on drug overdoses and optimal drug consumption habits, and realize Guðjón might have dentures. Send us gifts and/or cash.

In today's episode, Gucci kicks us off with some sage advice before we dive into riveting tales of food and rectally examining a deaf person live and on the air. We get some listener feedback (about how Ragnar is correct) before debating the ethics of killing your patients angel of death style, and and we discuss eating Brad Pitt (for the millionth time), idiotic risk taking, touching the Mona Lisa, SAD lamp fascism, and many other weird and wonderful things. Ragnar and Munro once again refuse to get along when discussing economics, loans, fractional reserve banking and other bits of certified bullshit. Come at me Livia. Guðjón doesn't think the skill is important, but he's also a mardy little boy so it doesn't matter.

Hello friends, today is a special day, for today marks the first Calling Munro video chat!

...unfortunately you won't see it because this is just a podcast, duh. An audio podcast. On this audio podcast, though, we talk about a lot of cool things like the word meaning of or related to an egg, surprising birthday buddies, kissing giraffes, and the science of joke-making, all while Munro is pantsless, Ragnar is topless, and Gucci is.. Gucci. We also talk about truly horrible things like the plastic recycling scam, genetic sexual attraction, sexual abuse, a phone devil, capitalism, etc. Par for the course for us boys. We also analyze our beautiful thumbnail and Ragnar realizes what his alignment is shifting towards. Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen it's party central here in the Calling Munro household. You better like toilet humor because we discuss toiletmen (and women!), showermen (and women!), blumpkins, golden showers, and way too many things we just shouldn't talk about ever. Once we regain at least a semblance of decorum we talk about chocolate and popcorn, the discovery of panama, concentration camps, the passage of time, inaugurations, and The Twits. Gucci denies the moon landing, Munro makes fun of Guðjón for being in a wheelchair, Ragnar brings a wonderful game to the table, and our skills kinda suck. Oh well. It's all just Friday night, baby!

Today's short-ish and sweet episode is all about numbers. Ages, dates, calendars, days, nights, counting systems, maps, sizes, graphs, distances, and everything in between and all around! We also discuss mountains, rats, riots, cereal, crack, porn, the Anglo-Zanzibar war, dog buttons, fitbits, and investing. I really don't have time to be writing more of a blurb here because it's 1:32 in the morning and this just needs to get done, you know? I have class tomorrow for eight hours. Goddammit.

On today's return to normality we tuck right into the meat of it all, no hesitation. We discuss Munro's deeply right-wing leanings, autism injections, our favourite animal sounds, Kieran Trippier, sucking snakebites, GOAT sweets, and parasocial relationships. We paint the vivid and bucolic scenes of blowjob village, we have a fun little pop quiz, and Munro reminisces about a time where his butt may have been his bottom but it sure as hell didn't let him down. We enter (or avoid) the danger zone, we talk about weak men and chaos, and Ragnar introduces the sickest most dope new shit he just got that everyone agrees is awesome. Good work all round, boys. And don't fucking message us about scones.

On this, the first episode of the Lord's year 2021, Ragnarok, Gomi, and Mural are joined by esteemed economist, doctor, entrepreneur, and numbers-man Dave Rosenberg (who moonlights as host, nay KING, of Twinnovation). In a non-stop powerhour of business and pleasure we wade through the swampy mess that is his brain and manage to dredge up the topics of Pulled Pit, F-E-T-N-Y-L, Eric Clapton's views on slavery, the gastrocolic reflex, food vaping, vomit injection, skinny-girl-rave-rap music, longpig, and the most horrendous type of fishing imaginable. We find out not only Dave's views on having sex with himself, but also with his twin brother Jeff. Munro makes the mistake of mentioning Jonathan Snow, and Dave smokes us with a skill of the week that truly demonstrates the awesome power of his razor sharp intellect. Shout out Gilmore Girls, as per, and fuck Hartford apparently?

In this, the final episode of the infamous year 2020, we talk about everything under the sun. Advent calendar chocolate, the concept of time, kidneys, legless exercise, and how singing on your bike makes you an awful human being. We debate the merit of movies as a source of truth, the value of confusion, and various religions that we know next to nothing about. We also discover the miracle panacea that is datura (pro tip: don't try it). Munro comes through and is gracious in defeat (Guðjón isn't), but he does grossly overestimate his rectum and presents an immoral doctorhack so it's a wash. Our skill should be taught in schools because it's amazing.

We wrap up the year on a wholesome note and look back on this absolute shitshow of a sunlap. Note how Munro doesn't mention his engagement as a highlight of the year. Thanks to everyone for listening to us drone on for the past few months, we'll be back in your earholes on January 4th for another meaningless slog through random circumstances that are out of our control. Merry Happy.

In today's episode we get to witness the return of Munro, who is a very sexually active human male. Despite his insatiable lust for the female gender, as the title suggests we manage to find the time to discuss room temperature at great length. Unfortunately we don't consistently hit such heights, though, and our more dry topics include cannibalism, self-performed c-sections, astronaut fingernails, why farts smell worse in the shower, and the various facts, myths, rumors, and legends surrounding the humble hiccup.