This week we kick it off with the three D's: ducks, dolphins, and dicks. We touch briefly on conspiracy theories before moving on to pimple popping and phobias, only to go swiftly back to conspiracies where we truly belong. We throw shade at the City of London Corporation and officially condemn those fucks. Munro mentions his adventures across Iceland and we discuss how to kill him. To top it off we give you some investment tips and Ragnar gives away the secret to the best drink in the universe!

In today's sleepy early-morning episode we discuss boiling frogs, luck vs. hard work, tesla batteries, and the benefits of capitalism and/or being a fuck. We also bravely venture into discussion of bodily functions, as per usual, including the redirection of fart flow, sweating into pools, peeing into showers and sinks, as well as breathing out your fat. Then there are way too many closing quotes. Way too many. Enjoy. We're gonna nap.

In today's episode, Guðjón tells us a concise story about his experiences with a parking lot. Fuck Hafnartorg, the greedy cunts. Munro, as per, talks about how fantastic he is and how much better the world is because of him, although he appears to be guilty of assault. Ragnar is just chill and normal. We also discuss the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement while Guðjón endorses eugenics. Shout out to Kyle for the best voicemail yet, even though Munro responds by showing that he's a terrible friend.

Listen and find out who won our orchidometer! The skill-based giveaway happened to become a random draw, but that's just the way the game goes! Congratulations!

Today's episode is released on World Duchenne Awareness Day 2020. We took the opportunity to speak to our co-host Guðjón about his life and the effects this disease has on him. Thank you for taking the time to learn more about this affliction, and please support any of the various charities that help fund the research into Duchenne muscular dystrophy so that we can continue to improve the lives of those affected.

In today's episode we discuss money, Big Macs, millions and billions, the 1%, and other high-flying aspects of the global economy. We also discuss salt, garlic, and injecting soda, while Munro experiments scientifically on himself live on the air! We get three voicemals of steadily increasing quality, and present a totally legit skill that always works! All in all, the perfect episode!

In today's episode we are joined by our friend Jóhann Chun to discuss ambiguous ethnicities, Munro's body hair, Ragnar's nudity, expensive mistakes, Seth's snoring, nearly dying in China, and how to blow eggs. Guðjón is exposed as a legitimate hater of the Red Cross. We also introduce our very first GIVEAWAY! Listen to the episode and follow us on Instagram (@callingmunro) to win an incredibly useful mystery item!

In today's episode we discuss horrible sleep fascism, green men, Gilmore Girls, and how insurance is ridiculous. When it comes to bodily fluids, we discuss crying at work, peeing when you look for things, and pooing enough to put you in hospital. We are then super lovely to yet another voicemailer, and end it all on a flaming hot tip! Enjoy.

In today's episode we discuss Spinal Tap, Domino's, The Week, and probably various other registered trademarks. We come to some shocking realizations about the news, WWII, and what we would like to do after death, and give shoutouts to some choice foods. It's also worth noting that it's Ragnar's birthday the day after recording, which will be four days before this episode airs. Just saying. Gifts accepted.

In today's anniversary episode, Guðjón finally puts his emotional walls down. We discuss nuclear bombs, head transplants, Mel's guesstimating abilities, surgical snobbery, when to definitely pronounce someone dead, and take another shot at Malcolm Gladwell. Also, our voicemal of the week makes us ruminate on what is arrestworthy behaviour.