Are you a good swan or a bad swan?

Welcome to the new genre we're calling "there's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you", as we delve into 2010's BLACK SWAN.

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Agalmatophilia (n.) A paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin, or other similar figurative object.

Also known as 1987’s horny screwball comedy, Mannequin.
Will this movie spring to life? Or is it just one big dummy?
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In a Camp Classics first, we're pitting two titans of psychosexual dramas against each other, it's Cruel Intentions vs Dangerous Liaisons! It's Glenn Close vs Sarah Michelle Geller! A sentence which honestly shouldn't ever have to be uttered.

This episode guest stars Sue Gives A F*ck.

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Wagon Wheel Watusi! Welcome to the pod - CHER.

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You're not YOUNG! We say this to help you...

Baby and Crystal delve into the high-camp world of Notes On A Scandal.

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Lights, camera, and us without a stitch of makeup on! Crystal and Baby discuss the most smartest teen flick ever ... DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.

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Don’t call her BABE!

In this unlocked gaytreon exclusive episode, Crystal and Baby Lame take a long, hard look at Pamela Anderson’s 1996 magnum opus BARB WIRE. 

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DON’T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!
In this extra festive episode, Baby and Crystal discuss 1984’s Christmas classic GREMLINS.
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FINISH HIM!

Baby and Crystal dive into the oiled-up muscle-queen bitch-fest that is 1995’s Mortal Kombat! How many times can we play the opening theme? It’s more than you think.

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This is your sign to skip the bin-fire rage-bait that is “All’s Fair” and rewatch The First Wives Club instead!
Is there anything more powerful than 3 women? Baby and Crystal discuss this 1996 classic. But is it a CAMP classic?

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