Camp Here & There

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Audio data from various sources, detailing various occurrences at SITE2 and SITE42 on day 1323.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO

• severe emotional destabilization of ENTITY2 following ENTITY1’s detainment
• ENTITY1 temporary detainment status
• direct interference, again, from AGENTS15 and 16

MINOR INSIGHT INTO

• known history between ENTITY2 and AGENTS 15 and 16 (AGENT1, are you listening to me!?)
• deteriorating trust between ENTITY2 and ENTITY3
• volatility of ENTITY1 under pressure

Important notes:

• ENTITY3 has once again severed both outgoing and incoming surveillance lines to her office, rendering live monitoring impossible and phone interception mutually void.
• ENTITY2 is deteriorating quickly under the weight of withheld information.
• There was a latent bug in SITE42 I was able to tap into before the signal corrupted. I let the audio speak for itself...
• Once again. I suggest we fire AGENT15 and AGENT16. I prefer the brimstone at this point.

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Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, Susan Dohan, Emily Safko, Ty Coker, Tom Antonellis, and Heath Martin.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

SFX "Hacked and corrupted transmission" by Kronek9

Dialogue and sound editing by Emily Safko.

Audio data from various sources, detailing a full-day audit conducted at SITE2 on day 1322.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• deployment of ANOMALY0 to disrupt federal procedure
• emotional volatility in ENTITY1 and ENTITY2’s relationship

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• the institutional worship habits of "Inspector Yule B. Jolly"
• cross-camp dynamics between SITE2 and SITE4

Important notes:

• The audit nearly resulted in the exposure of ENTITY2’s necromantic classification. His documentation was demanded. Rather scary, no?
• ENTITY2 is showing clear signs of dissociation and depersonalization under pressure.
• ENTITY1 remains fixated on protection as a concept rather than a practice. His post-audit confrontation with ENTITY2 yielded no actionable resolution. Color me surprised.

Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, Dio Garner.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

Featuring "Sidewalk Shade - slower" Kevin MacLeod

Dialogue and sound editing by Emily Safko and Beetlesprite.

CONTENT WARNINGS THIS EPISODE: CHILD DEATH, EXPLICIT GORE, FACIAL MUTILATION

Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 and SITE3 on day 1321.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• mental and emotional strain of ENTITY2
• collaboration and uneasy alliance between ENTITY2 and ENTITY5
• increasing volatility in ENTITY2 and ENTITY1’s relationship

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• biological origin and progression of ANOMALY36
• the current physical condition of ENTITY2’s body
• ENTITY5’s capacity for targeted extermination when properly motivated

Important notes:

• ENTITY2 was exposed to direct trauma, including the mutilation and death of a child in his care. His composure afterward is concerningly fragile—note the tone shift following the confrontation with ENTITY5.
• I understand that ENTITY2 survived. I understand that we've observed remarkable tenacity. But I do not believe he's okay.
• This job is getting harder.

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Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, Mikee Joaquin, and Jalen Askins.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

Dialogue and sound editing by Emily Safko.

Thanks to my friends and peers for the laughter featured in this episode!

Audio data from various sources, detailing a private session which occurred at SITE10 on day 1321.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• status and mental deterioration of ENTITY2
• methodology and motivations of ANOMALY0
• ENTITY2’s necromantic dysphoria and internal conflict regarding ENTITY1
• resurfacing of pre-limn familiarity between ENTITY2 and ANOMALY0

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ANOMALY0’s blood-based therapeutic ritual proposal
• lingering instability in ENTITY2’s memory post-limn
• residual guilt in ENTITY2’s relational dynamic with ENTITY1

Important notes:

• ANOMALY0’s manipulation is increasingly overt, though still cloaked in pseudo-clinical language. The bloodletting proposal marks a concerning escalation.
• ENTITY2 remains aware of the physical implications, but has not formally declined. Level of susceptibility is unclear.
• Despite the session’s unsettling content, ENTITY2 maintains cognitive independence—note the final log.
• No comment on the tambourine.

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Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Dio Garner, and Jalen Askins.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

Dialogue and sound editing by Emily Safko and Beetlesprite.

BIG THANKS TO ANOTHER YOU FOR THE AMAZING UNIQUE SCORING FEATURED IN THIS EPISODE!

Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 1320.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Status and deteriorating clarity of ENTITY9
• Theological convictions and suicidal ideology of ENTITY5
• Interpersonal tensions between ENTITY1, ENTITY2, and ENTITY5

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY2’s persuasive abilities

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• ENTITY1’s emotional reaction to ENTITY5’s philosophy suggests prior familiarity with the underlying mechanisms. Quite peculiar, wouldn't we say? Or am I prohibited from a bit of cheek.
• I’m increasingly unsure how worried we’re supposed to go about ENTITY5. Either he’s a genuine threat, or the loudest distraction we’ve got.

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Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, Corey Wilder, Mikee Joaquin, Ty Coker, and Emily Safko.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

Dialogue and sound editing by Emily Safko and Blue Wolfe.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 1319.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Mental facilities of ENTITY2
• Relational conflict between ENTITY1 & ENTITY2
• Psychological profile of ANOMALY0

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Metamorphosis

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• Unbelievable. You really read AGENT23's fanfiction out loud?
• When you discussed with me that the observation efforts would require note-taking, I didn't realize it meant fanciful descriptions. While this may be an accurate depiction of ENTITY2's state of mind, is it not disrespectful?
• AGENT23—You are, of course, entitled to your... creative pursuits, though I was under the impression those belonged in a separate folder.
• Please, for the love of procedural dignity, stop encouraging her.
• Now you know why I suggested the title ANOMALY0.

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Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, Dio Garner, and Jalen Askins.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

Dialogue and sound editing by Emily Safko, Blue Wolfe, and Another You.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 1318.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Status and thought process of ENTITY2
• Relationship dynamics between ENTITY1 and ENTITY2
• Identity, function, and ontological significance of the “Everlooping Duck”
• Effects of anomalous gravity on camp infrastructure

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Social frustrations regarding cross-camp diplomacy
• ENTITY12's unfortunate susceptibility to ceiling-based violence
• ENTITY3’s ongoing absence from all meaningful administrative intervention

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• The events of this file constitute the third confirmed incident of reality destabilization tied to waterfowl behavior.
• Recommend we investigate the possibility of aquatic keystone entities across other SITES.
• I hate that unicorn.
• Re: the file title. I refrain from further comment. But you do see it, don’t you?

Performances by Blue Wolfe and Voicebox Vance.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 1317.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Status & thought process of ENTITY2
• Relationship status between ENTITY1 & ENTITY2
• ENTITY1 observable mood swings

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Chess strategies of ENTITY1 & ENTITY3
• Local behaviors of “salmon”
• Communication from ANOMALY0

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• As previously established, ENTITY3 appears to possess capabilities which exceed the understanding of known magical restriction. Her conduct, while enigmatic, suggests a depth of knowledge we may not be privy to. Given her… unique condition, such implausible proficiency may, regrettably, be within reason.
• Regrettably, ENTITY3 succeeded in dismantling the auditory interception array installed during the prior cycle. Although the network has since been reestablished, the resulting audio fidelity is markedly diminished and may impair precise transcription efforts.
• On a more promising note, we have successfully achieved a stable channel for direct optic observation while maintaining cloaked presence. Unfortunately, trans-spatial anomalies still preclude any form of visual recording, necessitating detailed manual documentation of both appearance and activity.
• It is anticipated—indeed, all but guaranteed—that AGENT23 will once again forgo objective reporting in favor of whimsical editorialization. Please remind her, in advance, that “mystique-to-mischief ratio,” “intensity of raw allure (her phrasing, not mine),” and references to “spook-chic silhouettes on parade” do not constitute valid observational metrics. Please.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, and Susan Dohan.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

WEBSITE

PATREON

DISCORD

Ah—there you are! Go on, sit.

Camp Here & There returns with season 2 on June 10th, 2025 at midnight ET!

Performances by Dio Garner and Blue Wolfe

Sound design by Another You and Blue Wolfe

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE10 on day 978 and 979.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY1 work history
• ENTITY3 knowledge of affairs
• ENTITY1&ENTITY3 dynamic

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY1 & ENTITY2 dynamics and perspectives
• ENTITY4 weaknesses

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• As per my duties as AGENT7, resident spoilsport, I must stopper the brewing celebrations by reminding my entire cohort that ENTITY1'S JOURNALS ARE NOT ADMISSIBLE AS EVIDENCE IN OUR COURT. Remember: confessions not given under oath are as good as hearsay. As far as we can legally claim, the words ENTITY4 read out might as well have been his fanfiction.
• ... but God damn if this doesn't feel good.
• And hey, it seems like ENTITY2 now understands a fraction of his situation. A complication, but not necessarily unlucky — I imagine he'll be inclined do some of our investigating for us.
• In the meantime, I'm sure we're on the same page about our next steps. I just hope ENTITY4 doesn't manage to catch a flight to Arkhangelsk before we catch up to him; I don't know that I can handle another transglobal train ride. Especially if you take us underwater again.

Performances by Ryan Henning, Nicholas Belov, Blue Wolfe, and Susan Dohan.

Original music created by Will Wood.

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