We're looking for riches and adventure, but all we'll find at the docks are shady characters and a whole load of seamen...   

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We're back on board the ship of willing holidaymakers as a second quest to find a magical staff for some wizards begins. But can we even survive long enough to get to the starting location...?

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Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

Can you use a camel as a bribe? Which star of Hi-De-Hi makes a surprise cameo? What happened to the talking mongoose? Some of these questions might get answered in this episode. 

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Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

We give our new mongoose friend a chance for romance as we part ways to do some shopping, desperately trying to acquire the essential items every other fighting fantasy book gives you for free at the beginning. 

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Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

We head to the docks this week in an attempt to... (checks notes) ...avoid notoriety?  Also appearing in this episode, the best character we've ever encountered in a fighting fantasy book.  

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No sword, no backpack, no provisions, and no hope of survival as we begin a new book with a live audience of loyal listeners. Who will be the Master of Chaos? Is that even a thing?

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Our adventure has led us inside a heaving, throbbing, veiny monstrosity which is definitely not inspired by and/or stolen from any famous sci-fi franchises.

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Meditation, ooh Meditation! Meditation, that's what you need; If you're standing by a shrine, and you wanna feel just fine, ooh-ooh, Meditation's what you need!   

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Set upon by mobs, both living and unliving, we find ourselves in more and more dangerous territory. If only someone had put up a windmill as some kind of warning...    

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Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

If you take anything away from this episode, it should be this; if you enter a tavern and you can't sit on your own, don't sit down at all.    

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