Campaign On Dice

We venture into the mind of the Creature of Havoc for a third time, having little to no control over our actions, fighting creatures who must surely be copyrighted, and killing everything we don't understand.

May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

This week, a hideous clumsy man-monster with no social skills and a rudimentary understanding of the world around him plays a Fighting Fantasy book.

May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Evil witches are making monster-men, all our agency is taken away, and worse than that, we're forced to learn Welsh.

May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

It's do or die this episode, as we erase last week's events from history and fight our way to the end of this book. One way or another we're finishing Firetop Mountain, and we're going to take out all our frustrations on any monsters or magicians who get in our way.

May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Remember when we said last week's episode was the worst one we'd ever made? Hold our decaffeinated tea...

May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

This is the worst episode of Campaign On Dice we have ever made and you shouldn't listen to it. In fact, Martyn has made it as hard as possible to listen to it. The good news is you can probably skip it and not miss anything. May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

We get to the part of the book where Steve and Ian relied on a thesaurus to come with synonyms for corridors, as endless tunnels, passageways, hallways and foyers lead us to people we may or may not have already met. May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

A vampire wakes up in a bad mood and thinks it's our problem, as we try to turn the undead into the fun-dead. May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Martyn's treating this book like his childhood advent calendars - he's opening all the doors as soon as possible, and it's terrible for his health. May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

We're looking for a load of keys to fight a warlock or whatever, but we've got time to stop and play with an old man. Hope he keeps his hands to himself, the last thing we need is more hands... May our stamina never fail!

Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy.

Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku

TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com