Jonnit and Gable go shopping to try to take their minds off the ill omens that seem to be swirling around the port– they find mixed success. Meanwhile, Margert confronts Travis with a difficult choice and the two of them lean some starling things about local cuisine.

CONTENT NOTE

Main Show: A general air of doom kinda hanging over everyone

Dear Uhuru: Spooky Mariner information

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Our cool pirate heroes are forced to spend almost an entire session trying to get a tarp. In their defense, it's a pretty big tarp. 

James brings System Mastery Expounded Universe bits into Skyjacks.

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Main Show: Extremely disinterested religious figure

Dear Uhuru: None, this one's good for kids!

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Travis enjoys his first night in almost 200 years. Gable and Joinnit also enjoy the spoils of becoming local heroes. However, the celebration can only last so long. Scmallic is still caked on the hull of The Uhuru and the weather is starting to turn.

CONTENT NOTE

Main Show: Implied underage drinking, descriptions of characters vomiting (no vomit sound effects), Spit mentions fetishes

Dear Uhuru: Parrot head stuff

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Gable and Jonnit deal with the startling revelation of a mariner's mark starting to form in Jonnit's palm. Unfortunately, this leads them to discover an even more pressing danger. Meanwhile, Travis discovers exactly what when wrong when Gable tried to heal him. Margaret lets him know that she might be able to help with all of his problems... if he is willing to accept her help.

CONTENT NOTE

Main Show: Revelations about serious illness, coming to grips with the emotional damage caused by past trauma, gun violence, face crushing sound-effect

Dear Uhuru: None

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We flashback to the Uhuru landing in Nordia to reveal more about how the crew was able to land safely. It involves solving a mystery and meeting several new members of the crew. They learn an important lesson and I'm pretty sure alot of this will stick around and have very long-lasting implications.

CONTENT NOTE

Main Show: More poop jokes than we honestly should have made, JO Jerry, jokes about "Men's Rights Activists," animal deaths, gore, April Fools Nonsense

Dear Uhuru: You might get sad?

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Gable and Jonnit learn the grim truth about Boginalia. Jonnit also discovers some other extremely uncomfortable truths that are much more personal. Travis and Margaret get to know one another better through the power of a spell. Travis struggles with the very simple instruction to tell the truth.

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Main Show: Drinking, sexual innuendo

Dear Uhuru: Cold indifference to human suffering

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The crew begins to explore Nordia, but they know something feels wrong. Gable's attempt at healing Travis has done something unpredictable which caused unease within the party. In attempting to distance himself, Travis discovers something he could have never prepared for.

CONTENT NOTE

Main Show: Health anxiety, description of corpse

Dear Uhuru: The wildest musical crime ever committed to the digital format

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Battered but aloft, the Uhuru takes port in a new town. But before disembarking, our crew comes to face with the consequences of their actions.

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Cold Open: Extensive pee-chat

Main Show: J*rk *ff J*rry, descriptions of severe wounds, descriptions of severe burns

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The Uhuru is listing and plummeting to the forsaken sea beneath. There are but minutes to avert their grisly fate, and our Skyjacks will need every one of them.

CONTENT NOTE

Main Show: Body maiming

Dear Uhuru: "The Bird Pervert" :(

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A simple oversight by the Skyjacks (in the Captain's name) leads to a series of consequences, conflicts, and threats. ALSO IN THIS EP: An update on the 10,000 piece puzzle.

CONTENT NOTE

Main Show: J*rk *ff J*rry, skyship peril

Dear Uhuru: The return of an unwelcome guest, light kink discussion, innuendo

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