Said lil b***h (anxiety) you can't f**k w/ me (you could) if you wanted to:

Fenty, Football, Fanfare and Puerto Rican-U.S. diplomacy for dummies

Tips to help folks help folks in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria:

1. Call Congress 202-224-3120 and tell them to release disaster aid now

2. Donate to mariafund.org, NOT the red cross

*Correction of acronym: LVMH (Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy)

Update: Jones Act rescinded as of 9/28