Can I Lay Down

As we return from our winter hibernation, we find ourselves pondering life's big questions. Will we ever love ourselves? Would we screw ourselves, or just one night stand ourselves, or even tolerate ourselves as roommates? Special guest Henry Darling takes us on a horny shame spiral that'll get you off with no hands and leave you in an LTR with your own body.

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Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

Should adults be playing Show and Tell? It's a surprisingly divisive issue on this episode as Ari and Scot present their case to Judge Adrien and Judge Lauren in the first-ever instance of Can I Lay Down Court! Passions flair and opinions fly as nothing gets held back, and stay tuned for the main event as we talk about the items we brought.

Special thanks to John Harper (https://www.fiverr.com/harperjohn) for our Show and Tell theme music.

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Music by Rocky Marsiano

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Which host pees their pants the most? Our hard-hitting journalism discovers the answer. Also, Adrien reveals he's too cool to have any sensation whatsoever in his gooch. What is the gooch? That's the taint. The nether of the nether realm, the underside of the undercarriage -- which is where we travel, emotionally, to answer some profound personal questions, like "have you asked your doctor if you have a broken taint?"

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Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

Are you forlorn with no foreskin? No goodie without your penis hoodie? Sad they chopped what you had? Have we got an episode for you -- one that's both visionary AND anti-circumcisionary. We're reducing the stigma around smegma. Okay, we'll just come out and say it: this is our foulest-mouthed episode yet. Enjoy.

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Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

"So, like... you were in a gang?" What a heart-healing and heart-connecting question for us to explore this episode. Later, Scot reveals the custom songs he hired musicians to make, celebrating the uniqueness of each co-host. Finally, we celebrate global warming -- by discussing our favorite godawful scorching hot day in memory.

Original songs for this episode provided by:

Scot's Song by SLFM

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Adrien's Song by Breno Branches

https://www.fiverr.com/brenobranches\

Ari's Song by Frank Ireri

https://www.fiverr.com/frankireri

Lauren's Song by Olufemi

https://www.fiverr.com/olufei

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Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

Special guest Courtney joins our hosts for Pride Month to help in an SOS mission: Silence Our Straights! Then we can get back to what the pod's all about: unnecessary shame and how to therapeutically resolve it. The answer? Forgive yourself -- for accidentally talking in a French accent to a French person. Listen and learn how.

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The crew inspects all the names of websites that were bought one year ago and then never renewed. It's like surfing a wave of embarrassing hopes and dreams -- delicious. We also ask an important romantic question in the age of online dating: how DOES one stage and photograph a good hole pic?

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Dr. Laura, Grimes, and God - what do they all have in common? You'll only know if you listen to our scorching hot takes. Also, Ari demanded the co-hosts bring in new and entertaining segments for the pod -- and Scot delivers with the enigmatic Good Jar, Bad Jar.

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The gang convenes to tackle important business: declaring FRiEnDs and eNeMIEs of the pod. All of which, naturally, occurs entirely in our heads. In particular, we ponder what intimacy would be like with one of the foremost vulnerability researchers of our times. The answer, as usual, is lost somewhere between therapy and porn.

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Ari, Lauren, Adrien, and Scot get personal as they each share stories of something they never got over. We're being funny *and* vulnerable. Fulnerable. Get to know us better via the mishaps of our pasts…and other unrelated tangents.

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Music by Rocky Marsiano

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