Have you ever stopped and truly thought about how creepy the concept of Santa really is?! It's insane. Let's talk about that, getting pubes stuck to your face, a toilet that either hates or loves you pooping in it, pumping 69 babies out of your vagina, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! 
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Can You Don't? | NSA. Creepy Santa. Toilet. Pube Beard.

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

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Have you ever hired someone to do some work around the house and it appears they cut every corner possible along the way? Let's talk about that, AirBnb renters literally taking your house from you, using lasers to scare off 12,000 geese, your windshield disappearing while you're driving down the freeway, and more on today's episode of Can you Don't?! 
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Can You Don't? | Ski Goggles. Colon Cough. Bob Barker. Lockdown.

Wowowowowowowowow! Come have some fun with us as we celebrate the two year anniversary of Can You Don't?! 
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Can You Don't? | Foam Dinner. Toothbrush. House Fire. Puppeteer.

No matter how old or wise we get, we are never safe from doing some idiotic shit. Let's talk about that, accidentally giving a millionaire a dollar thinking he was homeless, finding a gun while working at PetSmart, pissing off the HOA by painting a picture of your boat on your fence, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! 
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Can You Don't? | Sticker. Pee Slap. Chinchilla. Boat Fence.

What would your response be if you caught some random dude fingering your car on your security camera? Let's talk about that, farting your pencil across the room, a wallet that runs away when you are spending too much money, Flavor Flav becoming the spokesperson for women's water polo, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! 
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Can You Don't? | Drunk Monkey. Cartwheel. Pink. Middle Child.

Joe's family was hit with some heartbreaking news this week... 
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Can You Don't? | NSA. Creepy Santa. Toilet. Pube Beard.

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