https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_squid-faced_humanoids

@izzydoesnttweet brought us this topic — strap in for an episode full of eldritch horror and Jeff Foxworthy digs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kesha

Hey, it's been a while... since we last uploaded and since we recorded this one. Well, here it is — it might not be the Noam Chomsky of podcasts, but there's some good talk about George Foreman grills and the different shapes that orifices come in. Won't you join us?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pen_spinning

Dirty pen jokes, teen stuff and Inception. All that and more in our very special 89th episode.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill

Doppelgängers, fun facts and propane, oh my.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barton_Brands

Our friend Mark Hintz returns for his second guest appearance. It's hot. Things go a little wrong. There's boy sweat. And bananas. And goo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobbiton_Movie_Set

In a blatant effort to pander to our Kiwi listeners, we present this episode full of serious Ringhead trivia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda

Recorded in Portland, in the same room (with one mic, hence the so-so audio). All you need to know about this episode is that Mat drinks the worst liquid known to man, on mic. It's... something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof_Coffee

Adam (@gains_tweets) joins us again to discuss disaster pants and butter buffoonery. We're back!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rite_of_Spring

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Breakers

Inspired by a suggestion from our pal Johnny, we set off in search of St. Pete Beach. Along the way we encounter the perfect Rick Ross impression, tiny Game Boys, and snacks that go in your socks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_medicines_and_drugs

Coming at you live (no) from New York City (sorta). Mat drank too much coffee. Katelyn wants to go to Hungary. Toad might be Mario's kid. More thoughts on a Justin Lin podracing film. The movie "Care Bears II" has the most fucked up takeaway of all time.

Thanks for the topic @izzydoesnttweet <3