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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Stranding

We're talking about our new favorite video game sweet boys and daddies this week. Come along and learn a little something about Hideo Kojima, the FIFA organization, and oh, yes, the mysterious "product" Katelyn's dad tried to buy from Malta.

Special guest Adam Fisher (@gains_tweets on Twitter) joins us to talk about why teens fall under objectivism's spell, hot (and not) philosophers, and political origin stories. Plus: getting down with the sickness when the boys return to town.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69_(disambiguation)

Our most nice episode yet. Join us on the wiki-road as we discuss big showers, big skies, radioactive countertops, tunnels through the Earth's core, Junji Ito, and whether you should pick a fight with your Gen-X idols on Twitter.

It's a beautiful day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octavia_E._Butler

Apologies for the lateness — some shit happened, y'know? But we're here. We've got jokes. We got facts. We've got spaghetti bodies.

http://www.whatcanido.io/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jones_fracture

What's worse than breaking a bone in your foot?

A: The Golden State Warriors

B: Putting out a self-titled album after your band's first release

C: Naming a song "Jesus Stole My Girlfriend"

D: Soundgarden

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_Williams_(Salem_witch_trials)

It's Halloween 2016. Quick question: Do you know where your third Hemsworth brother is?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

Learn the definition of "Conimbricenses"! "Find out from TIME magazine who's REALLY terrorizing America! Download this episode to your lowercase 'i' capital 'P' phone before it's too late!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Kart_64

We're back and we're playing to Mario Kart! What's gonna pop out of this question mark block? Oh, it's discussions regarding Wikileaks, domming via phone destruction, and embarrassing nerd furniture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia

The almost-missing episode. Audio problems plague this one, which is a real shame since it's such a banger. From Louis Sachar's child-friendly drug allegories to dissecting Genius annotations, it's important that we keep this one in the CYGTT canon. Get Twizted with us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal

For our pal Johnny's birthday we selected this very magical episode topic. Hold on to your power crystals and channel this energy.