The stunning finale! Candle finally goes toe-to-toe with THE G-MAN! The G-Man has always taken extraordinary measures to stop Candle, but this time he’s gone too far. G-Man has kidnapped Candle’s beloved son, Your Son, and is holding him prisoner, so that Your Son will miss his big piano recital, and Candle will lose hisContinue reading "Season 2, Season Finale: Pt. 2."

It’s Candle’s birthday! What a terrible tragedy. Candle grapples once again with his own mortality, and Badge performs a poorly-executed roast to cheer him up. Candle gives a list of past their prime monsters that are still kickin’, and Badge reveals not just one, but THREE big surprises at the end of the show. TuneContinue reading "Season 2, Season Finale: Pt. 1."

In an effort to build a bridge over the choppy waters of fraternal conflict, Candle and Badge appear on Candle’s brother, Lamp’s podcast–“Lamp Monroe’s Hour of Truth.” While Candle specializes in the paranormal and extra-terrestrial, Lamp covers the normal and terrestrial. You wanna learn about thread? You wanna hear about a guy buying watermelons? IContinue reading "Lamp Monroe’s Hour of Truth"

Candle shares tales from his road trip around Texas. The show then abruptly shifts to the very serious topic of Frankensteins. They’re real, and real SCARY! Rounding it all out, Candle and Badge welcome movie expert and comedian Dylan Garsee to share their knowledge of cinema. This episode is sponsored by DiGiorno.

Candle and Badge are still reeling from the traumatic technical meltdown they suffered at Austin Sketch Fest. Candle reveals the maleficent forces behind the incident. The pair unpack what happened, and vow to use the incident as fuel to make themselves stronger. Famous horror writer Sam Friday returns with his latest work, hopefully returning toContinue reading "Candle Takes on the G-Man!"

It’s a STAR-studded episode this week, as Candle and Badge welcome astrology expert Jennifer Rosario and disgraced public access host turned zero-waste advocate Dawn Starr to the show! Jennifer gives Candle and Badge a rundown on birth charts, rising signs, moon signs, and whether or not Saturn is married. Dawn offers some exciting tips onContinue reading "An Episode With the STARS!"

“Home is where the heart is.” -Candle Monroe, 2002. Candle and Badge are back home, in the studio, safe. Candle and Badge recap their wild, unforgettable, and deadly trip to Area-51. Candle checks his answering machine. And finally, a musical interlude from Savage and the Big Beat!

As Candle and Badge escape Bigfoot’s camp, they’re happened upon by a mysterious vehicle. The mystery is soon un-mystified as the driver reveals himself to be Badge’s long lost brother, Jeff. What a coincidence! …or was it? Badge soon finds that his past isn’t quite what he remembers, and makes a shocking discovery about himself.Continue reading "Badge’s Past, Present, and Future"

After leaving DiVane to return to her home in the forest, Candle and Badge set out on foot to return home. After attempting a shortcut through the woods, they stumble upon a creature the likes of which, for most men, only lives in their imagination. No spoilers, but the creature is Bigfoot. Listen as CandleContinue reading "The Bigfoot."

Candle and Badge are on the road again, heading home from Area 51. Candle unveils a new segment, where he puts the pedal to the metal to fire off some opinions that DEFINITELY break the speed limit! He also shares a bit of Valentine’s Day fun. Candle and Badge run into a little car trouble,Continue reading "On the Road Again"