Candy-Coated Razor Blades

Bob, Alex, and Andy roll up their newspapers to tackle 2002's Dog Soldiers, director Neil Marshall's attempt at combining British accents and machismo.

What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin Bacon. Bob, Alex, and Andy watched it.

What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's Tremors, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin Bacon. Bob, Alex, and Andy watched it.

Bob, Alex, and Andy host the first annual Candy Coated Razor Blades Spring Fund Drive! And they watched *The Transfiguration*, probably talk about that some as well.

Bob, Alex, and Andy host the first annual Candy Coated Razor Blades Spring Fund Drive! And they watched The Transfiguration, probably talk about that some as well.

Bob, Alex, and Andy bring forth the glitter and beat that face, dahling. It's 2016's *The Neon Demon*, Nicolas Winding Refn's meditation on high fashion, beauty, and why you never trust anyone who just orders the fruit cup.

Bob, Alex, and Andy bring forth the glitter and beat that face, dahling. It's 2016's The Neon Demon, Nicolas Winding Refn's meditation on high fashion, beauty, and why you never trust anyone who just orders the fruit cup.

Bob, Alex, and Andy gather round the smoldering remains of Rob Zombie's movie career for a look at *31*. Seriously, this movie is bad. I don't even have anything funny to go here. No really, stop reading now.

Bob, Alex, and Andy gather round the smoldering remains of Rob Zombie's movie career for a look at 31. Seriously, this movie is bad. I don't even have anything funny to go here. No really, stop reading now.

MEG!!! COFFEE!!! This week Bob, Alex, and Andy won't stop until they reach the top! Or at the very least the 60/40 versatile. The struggle is real. Anyway, movie. *Mayhem*, the recent Shudder exclusive directed by Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2) and starring Stephen Yeun (The Walking Dead) and Samara Weaving (The Babysitter).