Cane & Corey

And Corey's got problems the Average Joe can't relate to.

It’s Jai’s birthday — so naturally, in true Cane and Corey fashion, they made it as ridiculous as humanly possible. Turns out most adults are still afraid of the dark (grow up… or at least buy a nightlight). Also, THEY'RE mad because he signed her album? Relax, Karen's, it’s not your business. All that chaos and so much more!

The end is near — Cane is officially on Taylor Swift's side. We never thought we’d live to see it.

Then we debut our brand-new game: “Does This Turn Jai On?” (Spoiler: the answer is probably yes, because he’s a menace.)

Plus, the glorious return of “Wrong Answers Only”, and way too much laughter for one episode.

Buckle up. It’s chaos time.

We took a dementia test—spoiler alert: the results were terrifying (and also explain a lot). Then, we explore the most lucrative careers for people who peaked in kindergarten. Plus, the return of “Fake News or Florida”—because let’s be honest, Florida is basically Area 51 with better beaches. AND that’s not even the weirdest part of this episode.

Cane had himself a spy-thriller morning—getting tailed before sunrise and breaking into his own apartment Mission Impossible-style via the fire escape. Meanwhile, you can now officially check if the feds are watching you… though honestly, do you really want to know?

And poor Corey? Let’s just say the TSA knows his crotch on a first-name basis—they give him a gentle “how ya doin’?” tap every single trip. All this, and way more chaos, coming your way!

We tried sitting without manspreading… turns out our hips are not built for that. Please, stop dialing 911—we’re fine, just in pain.

Also, when it comes to accents you can trust, let’s just say New York and New Jersey are not making the cut. (If they’re on the list, it’s probably the “Do Not Call” list.)

And yes, a listener “D-Bag” Cane can relate to.

PLUS… so much more chaos you didn’t ask for!

We’ve smuggled in Brit Nick from across the pond—because if we don’t save England, who will? Our listeners are "jacked" beyond reason, and the proof is in this week’s mafia member. Freedom of speech? Sure. Keeping your job after using it? That’s on you, mate. PLUS—way too much more, but you’re already hooked, so just roll with it!

Ladies, PSA: next time you get a package, double-check—could be Coochie Juice, not Amazon Prime. Also, who’s out here pulling up to Popeyes asking for a Baconator? Wrong drive-thru, genius—that’s Wendy’s, not a flavor upgrade! And tell me why Corey’s agent sent him straight to the Hood—did he fire them, or did the hood fire him? Oh, and that’s just the warm-up—plenty more chaos where that came from!

Most guys never figure it out, but today we finally learn what kind of men we really are—spoiler: it’s not flattering. You know the world’s upside down when Andy Cohen manages to troll Howard Stern’s listeners. And the one comedian Corey hates PLUS way more chaos!

Who needs Liam Neeson when you’ve got Corey B—who won’t just risk his life for you…he’ll risk his WiFi connection too.
Meanwhile, Cane has entered a brand-new era of manhood: The Ear Hair Stage. (May his barber have mercy.)
And Jai? After years of crushing defeats, he finally wins a game! …Unfortunately, the game was BUTT HURT.
All this and more chaos, drama, and questionable life choices await!