Got absolutely smashed by life this week but we’re still showing up and ripping in, no days off, no fence left standing.
This episode kicks off with a Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open celebrating National Chocolate Milk Day… which I somehow missed, thanks to a singer so bad her tongue tried to escape her face. From there it’s straight into chaos: almost landing a Celsius sponsorship (and accidentally becoming a brand ambassador), ripping down our fence with zero planning, and a P-plater writing off her own car up my arse before casually asking if it was “still drivable”.
We hit peak public-idiot territory at the dump with a bloke so rude we abandoned him mid-intersection, dive into another unhinged Turns Out featuring cock sandwiches, and balance it out with a rare wholesome dad moment when Westy quietly took the bins out while I was wrecked with whiplash.
Also in the mix: ChatGPT roasting me at work, Parker traumatising a neighbourhood kid with period talk, the Epstein files (good news — I’m not in them), and a week of comedy that included crowds walking out, a front-row bloke leaving because his partner allegedly slept with his dad, and another brutal Turns Out original song that should’ve stayed in the drafts.
We wrap it up with Dave Chappelle reminding me why I do comedy, and Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua reminding me why confidence matters when you’re about to get knocked out.
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