This week is full of fun stories about bad bus drivers and people hiding from reality in resort towns. Danny explains how people used to Play the Numbers and we share some heartfelt stories about going fishing.

If you're over 40 and you decide that NOW is the time to finally start a band, we are gonna tattle on you to your wife so fast you won't know what hit ya. We realize that there is a special place in your heart for rock and roll and maybe you need one last trip around the merry go round. But stop it.

Today we overthrow the government and install a new one that actually represents the people. We take a big steamy poo on the desk of the establishment and we break a few windows and a few hearts in the process. If you are wearing a "Camp Auschwitz" sweatshirt, you prob aint gonna dig this episode.

Dude nobody wants to hear about your breakup. It's over. Just move on.

We hired a new member of the Cantankerous Team... Meet Rupert, a brand new Boxer puppy to offset some of the negative vibes flowing through the Kelly Household. He's chewing on wires and knockin stuff over but he's just so damn cute we cant get mad.

Gobble Gobble you sick bastards. It's the third installment of the Extra Moist Thanksgiving Episode. John Lithgow loses his title of most punchable face and so much more.

We just don't care anymore. We're sitting outside in late fall in New England just enjoying the sunshine. The world is on fire and there's a global virus and we are just two pals getting grumpy in the blowing leaves.

We are back out of our underground bunker with a new episode for your listening enjoyment. It seems like every summer we take a little break to recharge our batteries. We didn't plan on missing a week but then life took over. This episode will catch you up on all the goings on in our lives. enjoy

I wish a mf alien would come try to abduct me. Imagine a 4 foot tall slippery green dude trying to carry my fat ass down the ships ladder from my loft. Do aliens get herniated disks? They must right? Anyway. Enjoy this out of this world episode.

This week Danny scolds me on my use if a nickname I've had my entire life. We also discuss how disgusting it is to send someone a picture of your junk. Ain't nobody wants a picture of your hairy nuts. Grow up.