Let's finish this conversation and enjoy some good ol fashioned trash talk about basically everything under the sun. Hope your summer is going well! BG DK

There's always someone willing to type out some angry posts and badger you online but the second you see them in real life, they shrink. We talk a lot of trash on this podcast and we expect it to ruffle some feathers. Just tell us you hate us straight to our face. Brian will get upset and Danny will not care in the least bit.

Who on earth would pay a sex worker up front? What kind of world are we living in? Find out in this week's episode!

He's just perfect in every way. I dug and dug and dug and could not find one speck of dirt on the king of daytime talk shows. He even married one of Danny Thomas' daughters and she is an absolute beauty of a woman inside and out. I still can't stand him though. Bg

Danny poses the question "If someone you love is getting eaten by sharks, do you go in the water to try and save them?" The answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT! Anyone that says otherwise is either lying to you or lying to themselves. I love you but, no. I'll remember you fondly.

If you came here for rational opinions on serious issues, you have clearly landed in the wrong spot. We are two asshole comedians who weren't raised properly. If you wanna know which stores we'd loot or how we'd quell an uprising, you're in the right spot. Buckle up!

I can honestly say I've never been so happy to see Danny Kelly in person. After months of strict quarantine, we got together and stretched our microphone cables as far apart as they would go and had a nice conversation like actual humans.

If you're gonna wack it in the living room, be sure to put a small piece of tape over the camera hole so some scumbag doesn't try to extort $700 worth of bitcoin from you.

I'm sick of this. The Cantankerbus is just sitting there and we have worlds to explore. For now we zoom our complaints to each other over wifi.

Not all old people but some of them are just nasty. Anyone who makes you call them "Aunt" that isn't actually your aunt is suspect and should be watched closely by the authorities. Enjoy your lockdown you sick bastards.