Cantankerous Podcast

Say Uncle! Say UNCLE! The boys sit down to discuss serious topics of the day, like getting your underwear crammed up your crack by the neighborhood bully. We talk about how all of the craziest fetishes arise from having way too much privacy in your life.

How lazy can you be to get Taco Bell delivered directly to your face? Just go outside and lay down in traffic. This week we post up at Walmart one more time and have ourselves a ball. Merry Christmas y'all.

HO HO HO! It's ugly christmas sweater season and you are a weapons grade nit wit for wearing one. There's been one cool christmas sweater in the last decade and Walmart had to pull it off the shelves. Learn what to wear and what not to wear from two guys in a big black van. We also can tell you a person's entire back story based on what drink they order.

Any adult male caught wearing mittens gets an icy snowball upside the head. No questions asked. Enjoy the podcast with your warm hands while you can, cuz your time is up. You're suspect.

In this week's episode, Brian and Danny decide it's time to take the Cantankerbus on a little trip to the dark side. They pull up outside of America's superstore and have a debate about what lies just inside those big shiny doors. Danny makes a strong argument about the quality of the produce while Brian vehemently disagrees. They find some middle ground when talking about super fat people in scooters and all the world is right again.

Grab life by the giblets this week as we celebrate another Cantankersgiving. Rub some squash all over your lady and get weird. Throw away that homemade cranberry sauce and take it in the Can! Happy Thanksgiving from Danny and Bglow

We hop in the creep mobile and venture down the dusty trail. We learn a lot about life and Brian tells us about being sick at rehab. Enjoy the ride along!

You know there's a time in your life when you looked down and saw someone's fat ankle meat spilling over the top of their New Balance. A moment like that will stick with a person. You think you've forgotten all about it until your two favorite grouches bring it up on a podcast and you are instantly brought back to that place in time.

This week we have comedian Derek Furtado in the Cantankerbus! Derek is a writer, filmmaker, performer and all around hilarious human being. It starts light, we talk about more Florida stores and then we have a meaningful conversation about his family situation that could be helpful to those of you that are navigating similar paths. This one is a gem so enjoy!

"...And all the ghouls this side of hell.." get outta here with that bullcrap. Ain't nobody got time for that Vincent Price. Brian sends a rotting, decomposing middle corpse finger up to an american treasure. We learn about Danny's favorite people with a trip down Alligator Alley with nothing but a pink bic razor and some Barbasol. We also throw our entire support behind a vigilante who is trying to clean up Florida one sex offender at a time!