Cantankerous Podcast

Danny and Bglow would have gladly been on guard for Epstein's suicide watch! Why didn't we get the call?  We would have posted up with popcorn and sat in two lawn chairs outside his cell.  We are so happy to be back together and back to our usual grumpiness.  

To hold you over until we get back from our summer break, Bglow has put together a couple of his favorite segments from the podcast.  

BGlow flies solo on this one and recaps his summer so far with just a little help from Mr. Patriotic himself, Danny Kelly! This week you get a full breakdown of the July 4th festivities and what makes us both crack up about these summer holidays!  

OJ Simpson has taken to twitter to "get even" and we could not be happier about it! He literally sent someone that was talking smack stab emojis.  That is a boss move! So OJ wins our first ever "Grouch of the Week!"  Brian gets real about his fears over the eventual birth of his new baby and tells Danny about a homeowners worst nightmare.  

This week we take a long hard look at which TV dad we'd like to have growing up and which ones we'd love to crack open an ice cold beer with today.  Some dad's are nurturing and loving. Some fathers are just fun to watch fall down.  We cover all the fathers we can think of in this riveting episode.  Danny gets confused over the proper terminology for spanish speaking individuals and Brian finally gets 25 seconds to feel smarter than someone.  Enjoy

Does it feel good for you? No. Does it feel good for your partner? No. Does it get you off anyway? no.  If it did would you be proud of it? also no.  But we decide it's time to bring back the dry hump anyways with a Cantankerous Challenge.  The rules are simple... Dry hump your partner and time how long it takes for them to go "why are you dry humping me right now?"  Let the games begin! 

Danny Kelly has a run in with a fan that changed both of their lives forever...Or at least brightened up his weekend.  He calls the mistress of an audience member's cheating husband and all hell breaks loose.  Brian is fat shamed on an airplane and we check in on our good friend Brian Beaudoin from the Wicked Funny Podcast to drop some hard hitting medical advice. 

This week's episode covers a lot of ground.  Starting with the King of Popping kids cherries, Michael Jackson and ending with a discussion about the reemergence of the bush.  We talk about my buddy who couldn't get laid on a cruise ship because he's too much of a gentleman and so much more! 

Brian takes off to the San Diego Comedy Festival and leaves Danny back in Massachusetts along with his laptop that contains the latest episode of the podcast.  So this is a quick check in to hold you over!

If you weigh more than Bglow and Danny put together, perhaps being an exotic dancer is not the career choice for you.  Danny goes to meet a buddy at a strip club and sees a couple clydesdales shaking their money maker.  Why do dudes bring other dudes to strip clubs?  "Hey Pal, lets go somewhere and get boners together"  A comedy club gatekeeper obsessed with strippers and Danny has zero tolerance for that.  We discuss the new Elton John movie that comes out soon and we leave a scathing review on the Wicked Funny Podcast's outlandish claims that Aquaman is better than Top Gun.