The dude from "The Gambler" is an absolute mooch.  Sure pal, come bombard me with your unsolicited advice.  Oh You need a smoke and the last of my alcohol? help yourself.  Aint nobody taking advice from a dude who doesn't even have his own smokes.  That Ted Bundy was a bit of a looker huh? We discuss our favorite serial killers and we profile people that drink Mountain Dew!  

Your New England Patriots just pulled off their 6th Superbowl win!  Danny and Bglow recap the game.  We discuss all the highs and lows from Gladys Knight's rendition of the National Anthem to Adam Levine's horrible Halftime performance to Bob Kraft seemingly leaving the sauce at home for a change.  We discuss why Julien Edelman belongs in the Hall of Fame and why Brian should keep his kids home from school and hit that victory parade!

YOUR NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS are up against the Rams.  We make some pretty bold predictions and talk about how Scott Zolak's could kick your dad's ass in a bare knuckle fight to the death.  His voice is every Chuck Norris joke you've ever heard.  We extend an invite to Zo to come on the podcast and drink beers with us.  It's been a trying NFL season and we recap it all here!  

Sit back relax and get grumpy with your ol' buddies Brian and Danny as we take you on a magical journey through the list of players in the National Football League that Danny hates.  Starting with none other than Patrick Mahomes.  We make some bold predictions that wound up not being true. Also, we discuss two of our favorite things.  Boardgames and Bra straps.  Enjoy

R Kelly is a piece of human garbage.  There is no doubt about it.  Tune in as we lay into this waste of space after watching "Surviving R Kelly" on #hulu . Danny draws comparisons between R Kelly and Jerry Sandusky that make you go hmmm? We sprinkle in a little Harvey Weinstein and have ourselves a heaping helping of absolute scumbaggery.  Then we dive deep into the vaults of wikipedia to find out what 90s stars Andrew McCarthy and Tom Skerrit are up to these days.  Buckle up.

Welcome back and Happy New year Cantankerites.  I don't even think that's a word but it is now!  We hope you enjoyed your holiday celebrations but it's time to get back to business.  Pete Davidson is a comedian running his mouth about another comedian by taking some shots at Louie CK.  We discuss the boundaries of freedom of speech and agree that comics censoring other comics are not comics at all.  We lighten it up and discuss the most intimate thing that has ever happened to Bglow and we end with a little Run DMC for your listening pleasures.  Enjoy

HO HO HO! Wishing you all a very Cantankerous Christmas.  Danny and Brian jingle all the way to the Comedy Connection Christmas Party in east Providence Rhode Island and share some stories of times they buzzed the bean off of their Mrs. Klaus and spread that holiday cheer all up in that mofo.  Enjoy your holiday with your loved ones and we'll see ya back here next week!  

Bglow and Danny take a trip to the local mall and have an absolute blast.  New games were invented because of this episode.  Games you can play with your friends and family while shopping.  Try your hand at "Pregnant or Just Fat" where you try to guess if mall shoppers are Pregnant or Just Fat.  Go head to head against your family in a creative game of "Guess this mutant's backstory" and many other exciting games.  We are gonna get some angry letters over this one.  

Most women hate the word Moist so we decided to put it right in the title and scare off even more women than we have with our general attitude towards everything.  We talk about Rodney Dangerfield and Robin Williams impressionists and how those people should die in a ball of fire.  We talk about Holiday nightmares at our in laws and so much more in the Thanksgiving episode leading up to the just before Christmas edition.  Enjoy

In an action packed podcast this week, Danny Kelly and Brian "Bglow" Glowacki have to contend with the landscaper cutting down a giant tree outside Brian's house.  On several occasions, the tree sounds like it's crashing through the studio walls.