Cantankerous Podcast

Brian has a life changing experience and still manages to show up at the studio to record this week's episode.  The universe has smiled upon him and allowed him to live in order to continue winding up Danny Kelly on a weekly basis.  Danny walks Brian through a movie scene, decides it's probably not best to pat kids on the rear end while coaching anymore and puts Rocky on his Mount Rushmore of sports movies.  All this, and more... Enjoy

What has been band would you get for your birthday if you had a budget of only $3500 dollars?  Danny and Brian discuss their options on this week's episode.  Would you get a Supergroup?  Find out who the guys would pick and hear them debate who's better Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady. Danny decides that samples in Rap music are just plain ol' stealing and Brian tells us about his Halloween at Molly and Kenny's house  and how Kenny would school everyone in Movie and TV show trivia! Also Danny thinks Lebron James is terrible.

In this week's episode, Danny and Brian try to figure out exactly why people who speak english need subtitles when they speak on tv.  You'll get a full rundown on the newest installment of Making a Murderer and Danny explains how every famous cartoon has a speech impediment.  We break down what it means to be a Life Coach and how the Midwest accent is the worst.  

Panko Crusted fun coming at ya! Danny and Bglow rip into a whole slew of subjects on this one.  They discuss a proven method to deal with withdrawals of opioid addiction.  We learn about things like Kratom and Panko and which one you should put on your tilapia.  Danny drops knowledge about the Blizzard of '78, Gives the traffic report for your favorite cities and reminds the world about Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam.  Bglow educates us all as to what it means to go through Buffalo Winter and flips his lid about wind chimes.  

Brian opens up about some creepy experiences trying to dodge a diddler.  Danny learns more than he wants to about his ol pal in this one as they cover a lot of ground in a one hour rapid fire conversation about everything from child molesters to halloween candy

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to spend an hour in the car with Danny Kelly and Brian Glowacki? Well wonder no more! On a trip to Providence the guys talk a lot of trash about just about everything.  Let the sound of the wind blowing through the car as Danny cranks cigarettes sooth your tired soul.  

Danny has Brian in tears talking about how he used to torture some old man with prank phone calls back in the day.  This week you'll learn why Danny hates fantasy football and how Brian was a piece of human garbage in high school. 

Danny and Brian share stories from the road.  Brian traveled to the midwest this past week and the guys crack up over some funny situations they've been put in over the years. 

In this episode, Brian opens up to Danny about his time in a treatment facility for substance abuse.  This one isn't super funny, but it's an honest conversation among two friends.  This was recorded moments before Brian performed at a Detox center and stirred up all kinds of emotions on the subject.  

This week all three of the guys are in the studio for the most important debate of our generation.  Who is the hottest female cartoon of all time?  Danny Kelly's bracket buster pick was a tough one to overlook.  We learn how getting hit in the nuts is worse than CTE just in time for week one of the NFL season.  Some of the worst video games in history are debated, including Bglow's least favorite of all time... E.T.  Alex brings up a great game of MFK and Jasmine from Aladdin gets her feelings hurt.