This week we go "Hoggin" at college, we steal some street signs and discuss some mischief that lead us to some run ins with the law.  Brian shares a story about when he almost went to actual prison while Danny and Alex discuss the lucrative business of becoming a male prostitute.  We decide that politics are a complete waste of time to be arguing with and that you should just "come on, get happy"

Drake finally gets what's coming to him! A diss track that calls him out on being a deadbeat dad and so much more!  In this episode of Cantankerous, Brian comes clean about something he said outloud that has been causing him guilt for 15 years.  Danny explains to Alex about the health benefits of Cockroach Milk! Seriously.  That exists. Enjoy!   

It's PROM SEASON! We remember back to our proms and they weren't pretty.  All the do's and Don'ts for to make your prom night extra special.  Skip the excitement of your sober after party and go straight for the Robitussin and skittles! Alex breaks down the chemical ingredients in Lean and Brian has to explain to Danny why putting Gold Bond on your undercarriage is a fantastic idea! Powder up for another insane podcast. 

Danny Kelly opened for his old friend Joey "Coco" Diaz this past week and Brian tagged along for a masterclass in all things podcasting and comedy.  We fill Alex in on what we saw and learned from an absolute savage comedian.  Brian devises a mechanism to help the homeless... kinda.  We share a few horror stories from the road and find out that Danny Kelly hates girl scout cookies.  What kind of jerk doesn't like girl scout cookies? Take a break from the news and sit back and laugh for an hour with us!

Cantankerous Goes to Camp!  Brian and Danny discuss going to summer camp as kids.  Rope swings, canoeing and seeing another kid's junk.  We also crap all over the Rolling Stone magazine's 20 Greatest guitarists of all time.  Neil Young? Honestly?  If Prince isn't on the list then Brian says it's total BS.  Brian recounts his life threatening trip to Panama! Skip listening to Yanny and Laurel and listen to this fun podcast!

We find out that DJ Khaled is a picky eater this week.  We also learn that Brian has never seen a full episode of "Seinfeld" in his entire life.   Danny Kelly wants to know what it would take to ban someone from your house.  We crap on Cosby a little more and somehow stumble upon a saying that hasn't been used in a hundred years but we're bringing it back!

You have no idea how badly we wanted to stay away from this whole Correspondents Dinner conversation but we shy away from nothing.  We take an objective look at Michelle Wolf just long enough for the hashtag to make sense hehe.  We absolutely destroy Bill Cosby for what he did to the Little Rascals and we debate this whole Apu crisis.  We spend a little time discussing how great it is that North Korea is getting rid of their nukes... or are they? haha  We even have a quick talk about ancient sexting which everyone should enjoy. Danny says goodbye to Mitzi Shore of the Comedy Store in West Hollywood and we discuss the documentary "I am Sam" about Sam Kinnison.   

Good god this one is fun.  This week we discuss LOWERING the minimum wage and replacing everyone with iPads.  Brian tells about his unusual birds and the bees talk, we give some real sex advice and we try to find out which Rock star front man would win a bare knuckle boxing tournament.  Also Danny doesn't think you can be a good comic and a fan of WWE wrestling at the same time!  

Danny and Brian sit down to discuss a medical nightmare that Danny endured over the last few years and how he pulled through it.  We have eluded to his surgeries and his medical history a few times so we thought it would be fitting to sit down and spell out exactly what he went through.  We pop a bottle of wine and get sincere for about an hour.  

This week's episode is full of laughs.  We venture away from the political crap and just talk about real life issues.  Such as, how Danny was once basically in a breakdancing gang.  Brian refuels his hatred for all things Drake as Alex tries to talk sense into everyone.  Just when things are going well, Danny propels the conversation to a place none of us were expecting.