Author Erkut Sogut's first day in the office went poorly. At least the Spirit gave us something to cheer for. Who even should come back next year?

Music by falling forever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

We get you up to speed on all the important happenings at DC United. Plus, it's time for some belated summer reading as we learn together about the dark side of football.

Music by falling forever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Please, someone let me off the rollercoaster. It's apparently time to throw everything from the past two years into the trash.

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever

This is not a drill! Now how many months until the next one...

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever

We find out what we already knew, and bask in some advanced stats. After all, the best offense is a good defense. Wait, is that right?

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever

Look out world, here we come! With a new signing and everything. Eat your heart out, Lionel Messi.

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever

We talk urinal cakes and mascot heads. Do you have any bright ideas for Jason Levien?

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever

It's your time to shine, baby. Jason Levien is surely quaking in his boots. Let's talk about the 7th biggest city in Poland!

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever

Athletic article by Pablo Maurer: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/1302396/2019/10/17/dc-united-sale-audi-field-erick-thohir/

Is he good at soccer? The world may never know. Plus a kit review and more Rene Weiler talk.

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever

Hoo boy things are heating up, and I have feelings about it. Lets dig into the former and the future coaches of this team to see what we can learn.

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever