In the immortal words of the legendary Bill Hamid, They Can't Hold Us Back!!

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At least we only gave up one goal, amirite? But another Premier League star may be on the way; gotta give people a reason to renew those season tickets.

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Need a shoulder to cry on? Because too bad, I'm going to sob all over yours. It's a pity party after DC United forgot to show up in San Jose.

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Back to back losses to start the tougher stretch of the season. Is this the game they turn it around?

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Yes, Orlando handed us a fat L to hold. No, there's not much positive to take from the game. Yes, I accidentally cussed during this one. Onward!

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Benteke doesn't score and we don't win (well he does but handball goals apparently don't count anymore). Let's look ahead to the upcoming games and count the points we need to stay competitive.

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DC does enough to give me the birthday present I wanted, and Kijima has some unhinged social media takes.

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What if every game this year ends in a 2-2 draw? Hopefully they'd all have late goals as crazy as this one. Plus, I discuss the mounting evidence behind my new theory about the most powerful haircut in soccer.

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Link to the MLS roster profiles: https://mlssoccer.app.box.com/s/84t29b7ao8ggrfhp3vzky5h00f2qhbfu

22 players, 1 ball, and a disappointing 2-2 draw. Oh yeah, we're so back baby. We dive deep into the shape of the team and see what to watch for against Chicago.

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Preseason is done and now we get to games we can actually watch! First up is a dysfunctional Toronto FC at home. Plus we get the Hatorade flowing on moves throughout the league.

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