We are so, so close to not having to watch this team again.

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Author Erkut Sogut's first day in the office went poorly. At least the Spirit gave us something to cheer for. Who even should come back next year?

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We get you up to speed on all the important happenings at DC United. Plus, it's time for some belated summer reading as we learn together about the dark side of football.

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Please, someone let me off the rollercoaster. It's apparently time to throw everything from the past two years into the trash.

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This is not a drill! Now how many months until the next one...

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We find out what we already knew, and bask in some advanced stats. After all, the best offense is a good defense. Wait, is that right?

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Look out world, here we come! With a new signing and everything. Eat your heart out, Lionel Messi.

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We talk urinal cakes and mascot heads. Do you have any bright ideas for Jason Levien?

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It's your time to shine, baby. Jason Levien is surely quaking in his boots. Let's talk about the 7th biggest city in Poland!

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Athletic article by Pablo Maurer: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/1302396/2019/10/17/dc-united-sale-audi-field-erick-thohir/

Is he good at soccer? The world may never know. Plus a kit review and more Rene Weiler talk.

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