Feeling extremely smug rn tbh. Hbu?

You know you're down bad when a 1-0 regular season win is historic, but here we are. Talking 2024, 2021, and 2016. It runs deep. Plus, let's look ahead to Austin, the site of our most important ever trophy win.

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After a too-long offseason, DC United is ready to break our hearts once again. How many hot dogs will we sell this year? Let's find out.

Pablo's update on the Ernst Tanner situation: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/feb/16/ernst-tanner-investigation-non-disclosure-agreements-nda

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So much to go through this week we split it into two shows. 90 more minutes of scoreless soccer followed by the promise of an MLS Next Pro team sometime by 2030. It's all happening!

Baltimore Banner coverage of Thursday's press conference: https://www.thebanner.com/sports/dc-united-seeking-baltimore-soccer-teams-XWVWOJZPIFAQ5EK45SPF7NRPRQ/

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Ladies and gentlefolk, we have a game to review! Maybe next week we'll even get a goal to break down.

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New season new me! Plus we actually get to preview a soccer game! With two teams and a ball and everything!

Emjay's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/we.are.all.makers/

futi Analytics: https://futiapp.substack.com/p/introducing-phases-of-play

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Setting records baby. Yeah we might suck on the field but do you know how many advanced degrees our front office has?

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David Guetta, take a bow. Then give us more roster updates please.

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We have a reunion in Loudoun after a meltdown on Blue sky. What a week.

The grind. Never. Stops. We're talking Romania and we're talking Japan (and Israel, and Toronto). Full steam ahead into 2026!

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We may be losing the Atlantic Cup, but at least we still have Big Brother Energy to send it off. Plus: did I actually see our new goalkeeper?

ASA Big Board: https://www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2025/12/15/the-2026-asa-big-dashboard

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