Sometimes transfer windows slam shut. This one came and went with a whimper.

United changes formation and gets a shutout for the first time in months! Wasn't quite enough to beat LAFC, but keeping Son and Bouanga quiet is a win.

Will we get a surprise win at Cincinnati? I think not!

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And not in the good way either. DC gets 0 points this week and we break down what went wrong against New England and Charlotte.

Will United make any more signings? Or continue leaving the bench empty?

And what will it take to beat Son, Bouanga, and LAFC?

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Sean Johnson stands on his head, Lloyd Sam evaluates our players' bodies, and DC escape Montreal with a point. We go through the goals and tactics and evaluate newcomer Kimito Nono.

What will happen against New England and Charlotte? Draws and draws and more draws.

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Apparently this is what we do now. Time to skip the first half of next week's game. Plus a small transfer update and we give the kids some flowers.

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What a week! My ears are still ringing from the supporter's stand at Audi Field on Saturday. We go through both games, talk some transfer rumors, and preview next week. Will DC United sign Ian Subiabre?

Oh yeah, and did I tell you I interviewed Erkut? He's only the Managing Director of DC United, nbd. We talk LinkedIn, homegrown signings, and the problem with the Superdraft.

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If you're a new fan looking to get into DC United after falling in love with the World Cup, this episode is for you. We go over the history of the team so you can learn about legendary players (Jaime Moreno, Marco Etcheverry, Ben Olsen, etc.) and talk about some of the biggest moments in team history, from trophies to raccoons that live in the basement of RFK Stadium. You'll learn about why Lot 8 was so special and why I actually have some faith in the team moving forward.

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Players come in, players go out. Stonks go up??? It's a weird time to be a United fan and watch good business happen, but here we are. The world cup break is officially ending and we get back to reality a bit with MLS kicking right back up. Two games this week against Houston Dynamo and Toronto FC. Who even remembers what the table looks like? You? Ok fine. Nerd.

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We ask the big questions - who am I without Gabriel Pirani to hate on? Is US Soccer in crisis? Can you be black and French at the same time? Plus I give the in-depth scouting report on our reported transfer target.

Salt Lake Tribune article: https://www.sltrib.com/sports/rsl/2026/06/01/real-salt-lake-sued-former-teen/

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What's better than watching the best soccer tournament on the planet? Talking about MLS babyyyy

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Dreaming is for losers anyway; accept our reality you nerd. Watch this space for post-World Cup shenanigans.

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