A long one but it's worth it. We dive deeper into the roster and talk to VP of Sales Sean Sittnick about Minnesota, Florida, and everywhere in between (even DC!)

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We had a book signing at Audi Field! And we judge whether or not some guys should have jobs next year.

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Wait, you're telling me some teams are still playing games? That's illegal.

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Like a beloved pet gently being put to sleep, we say goodbye to the 2025 season.

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We are so, so close to not having to watch this team again.

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Author Erkut Sogut's first day in the office went poorly. At least the Spirit gave us something to cheer for. Who even should come back next year?

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We get you up to speed on all the important happenings at DC United. Plus, it's time for some belated summer reading as we learn together about the dark side of football.

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Please, someone let me off the rollercoaster. It's apparently time to throw everything from the past two years into the trash.

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This is not a drill! Now how many months until the next one...

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We find out what we already knew, and bask in some advanced stats. After all, the best offense is a good defense. Wait, is that right?

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