We find out what we already knew, and bask in some advanced stats. After all, the best offense is a good defense. Wait, is that right?

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Look out world, here we come! With a new signing and everything. Eat your heart out, Lionel Messi.

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We talk urinal cakes and mascot heads. Do you have any bright ideas for Jason Levien?

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It's your time to shine, baby. Jason Levien is surely quaking in his boots. Let's talk about the 7th biggest city in Poland!

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Athletic article by Pablo Maurer: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/1302396/2019/10/17/dc-united-sale-audi-field-erick-thohir/

Is he good at soccer? The world may never know. Plus a kit review and more Rene Weiler talk.

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Hoo boy things are heating up, and I have feelings about it. Lets dig into the former and the future coaches of this team to see what we can learn.

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Its TI-84 szn as we take a closer look at DCU's roster construction. Who cares about scoring goals when we can talk about how much GAM you need?

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Another shutout loss in the books! Only 15 more to go.

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It's ok, Tom Barlow can't hurt you anymore. Let's talk about things other than the game.

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This week we crown a main character for scoring goals and starting beef (not the jerky kind). Who will be next week's main character?

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