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CAR CRASH episodes
- 1 hr 5 min
- Purgecasting feat. Zach Langley Chi Chi (I'm So Popular)
Did my boy dirty on this one. Sorry man. It was funny though.
2 hr 8 min - Police Story feat. Mitch (If Anyone's Listening)
Old friend of the cast and enthusiastic Biden voter, Mitch Jump comes back to the cast to catch up.
2 hr 15 min - Babysitters feat. Brendan (Ellroy Boys)
The artist formerly known as Gorgonzola Man sat down with the boys to have a heart-to-heart. More of Gary's deep lore was also uncovered.
2 hr 20 min - Bluepill Handjob feat. Redpill Girlfriend
you know, the last episode was pretty heavy on the woman-hate in some parts, so we got a lady on this episode to shield us from criticism. she then went on to say a lot of shit that people sometimes don't usually like hearing. looks like we can't win with you guys. sorry. love you. (car crash is an open forum podcast and guests do not always share our views but sometimes they do but not like all the time.)
1 hr 37 min - We Love All Women feat. Jack (The Perfume Nationalist)
Jack, the beloved hero of podcasting, joins us to talk fragrance, the state of the union, and how much we all love women and the jokes we make are ironic at all times. Irony is hilarious and we'd never say anything we mean cause that's gay lol.
1 hr 51 min - Pussy Line
Talked about the usual stuff: Portilini poppers, Pussy Lines, speedrunning crash bandicoot warped. Cool shit like that.
1 hr 19 min - Bill Gates PVP Simulator feat. DJ Schubert
Some said that it couldn't be done. Some said that I was too retarded to upload an episode two weeks in a row. Some people said not to buy $GME. Something that you'll have to learn is that sometimes, some people are just wrong.
2 hr 6 min - 2 hr 2 min
- Resurrection
Hey. What did we miss? Anything cool? Seems like not. The haters and losers had a field day while we were gone, but we're back to reclaim the throne. Your favorite whitepill distribution center is open for business once again.
1 hr 17 min
About CAR CRASH
From the publisher's feed
YOU WERE 9 YEARS OLD JACKING OFF WHEN THE TOWERS FELL, AND YOU HAVE BEEN A CASUALTY OF A SPIRITUAL WAR OF GLOBAL TERROR EVER SINCE. YOUR COMFORTS SUPPLIED BY COUNTLESS INJUSTICES; YOUR SUFFERING ORCHESTRATED BY LITERAL DEMONS. EVERYTHING IS OUT TO GET YOU. IT’S NOT YOUR INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. GANGSTALKING IS REAL. GANGSTALKING ISRAEL.
BUT THERE’S A FORCE FOR LOVE WITH A V8 TWIN TURBO SPEEDING DOWN THE INTERSTATE AND MERGING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC WITH A MESSAGE YOU NEED TO HEAR:
“ALL OF IT IS FAKE AND THIS IS THE REAL DOSE: YOU WILL SOON HEAR THE TRUMPETS. WHAT WAS LONG HIDDEN WILL BE LAID BARE FOR ALL TO WITNESS. BRINGING THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD STR8 TO YORE DOME. CAR CRASH IS DEAD.”