CAR CRASH

CAR CRASH

By EDDIE NOVAKComedyFiction
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CAR CRASH episodes

  • BULLY MODE (feat. If Anyone's Listening)

    We did a collaboration ep with the boys from If Anyone's Listening.  Lot of hostile shit talking in this one but it was all in the name of a good Hang. Also, nothing I said on here is true at all or my actual feelings about anything and my co-hosts will agree with that sentiment if asked. I am not suicidal and I never have been. Nice try. You can't watch porn and listen to this episode, sorry.

    1 hr 34 min
  • Illegal Content

    Got a little spicy on this one. We also said at the start that it was episode 8 but I don't think it is? I can't count and my brain is messed up from chasing dopamine my entire life. Is it the porn or the binge eating? Who knows. We'll all be dead soon anyway. Let's ride it out and have some fun.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Possible Murder

    The boys are back with another deep dive. A pick-up artist, freemasonry infiltrator, and a drone operator, Roger joins the cast to teach us the secrets of his lifestyle and degenerate Las Vegas. He's done work with Real Social Dynamics, and I'm pretty sure this guy killed someone. (THIS IS IRONY 100% NOT SERIOUS NO MURDERERS HERE)

    2 hr 2 min
  • Spectators

    We didn't abandon you, we promise. Due to clerical issues and schedule conflicts, Eddie did another solo cast for you. Please accept this humble offering. More content is headed down the pipeline to fill your (hopefully) empty tummies. Only epic gamers are allowed to listen to this one.

    39 min
  • Potato Politics

    Look, I just spent the last 8 hours (A Full Work Day) editing this, so if you don't like it, or it sounds like shit, I'm going to drive into a tree on my way home from work tomorrow. This is the first of many deep dives with Real ass people from the Real ass world.

    51 min
  • In The Building

    Okay... not gonna lie. Audio is a little spotty on this one. But this is the New Normal. You better get used to it. Had to have a remote meeting in undisclosed locations to get this transmission out to the people. You should be on your knees thanking us. Count the beeps and times Eddie says "like." Good luck.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Julia Fox's Ass

    Fuck, dude. Two episodes in. We're on this journey together now. Hold my hand tightly. There's no stopping us now.

    25 min
  • Covid-Ops

    During these dark times, a hero rises from the wreckage. Quick, get in. You'll be safe with me. Elon Musk, Donald Trump, John McAfee, Barack Obama, and Ted Kacynzki are all big fans. Love advice, ghost stories, gross sex stuff and wholesome laughter await you on the other side.

    23 min

About CAR CRASH

From the publisher's feed

YOU WERE 9 YEARS OLD JACKING OFF WHEN THE TOWERS FELL, AND YOU HAVE BEEN A CASUALTY OF A SPIRITUAL WAR OF GLOBAL TERROR EVER SINCE. YOUR COMFORTS SUPPLIED BY COUNTLESS INJUSTICES; YOUR SUFFERING ORCHESTRATED BY LITERAL DEMONS. EVERYTHING IS OUT TO GET YOU. IT’S NOT YOUR INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. GANGSTALKING IS REAL. GANGSTALKING ISRAEL.