Carbface

By Laurie Woolever and Chris Thornton

What's Carbface about?

A podcast about food and food media. Executive Producer: Anthony Bourdain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Carbface episodes:

04.15.2024
Smooth and Happy
Follow Bettina on IG and follow her cooking account, @crispyegg420. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.18.2024
Crank the Yank
Eli Sussman joins us to talk about his new restaurant, Gertrude's, the best and worst things we ate, dirty linens in the basement, and yanking cranks. Follow Eli on IG. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.31.2024
In My Next Life. (As a Seagull.)
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12.15.2023
Milky
WE ARE BACK. AND GUESTS ARE BACK. Monique Henry, the Eatinist Bitch, is our guest. Topics: Whipped cream, Lactaid, Slutty Daddy God, free Bibles, intestinal issues, the worst things and best things we ate. Follow the Eatinist Bitch Instagram TikTok YouTube Website...
05.08.2023
Euthanasia Rub & Tug Café
We watched Soylent Green. It's people. Charlton Heston, Leigh Taylor-Young, and Edward G. Robinson in his final film role. For our next episode, we are watching Triangle of Sadness unless we change our minds. Follow us on IG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
02.08.2023
The Menu: Girthiest Hollywood Hogs
We watched The Menu. Next movie is Soylent Green. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.16.2023
Like a Hotdog Served Off Ranger Rick's Bottom
We watched the movie, Burnt, and it nearly broke us. If you don't know Ranger Rick, he'd like to get to know you. After the recording, we realized we didn't want to watch Sausage Party (ever), so we're watching The Menu...
12.05.2022
Scrub Daddy with Seven-Layer Dip on Top
We review Ratatouille. Laurie goes international. Chris talks toilets.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.12.2022
It's a Me, Mumblecore
We watched Big Night. It’s a FOOD movie. Like a BIG FOOD movie. Have you made the entire Big Night menu? Oh okay cool GROW UP WE ARE ADULTS. Ohhhh, TIMPANO, It’s a DRUM. What is wrong with you? The...
06.24.2022
Sitz Down, Julia
We all reaching our breaking point. Sometimes we discover a sitz bath.Sometimes we go to another country and write about sourdough. This is how life goes, and we go on, don’t we?Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast....
04.19.2022
Pittsburgh Potty
We are back reviewing Julia Child’s The French Chef: season 1, episode 4 (The French Omelette) and 5 (Scallops). Both aired in February 1963. Laurie discusses the basement toilet in her parents’ home, and Chris celebrates his Sonic the Hedgehog...
12.25.2021
Keep Trussing That Chicken
Julia Child's The French Chef, Season 1 Episode 3Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.18.2021
Chicken Assassin
Julia is back!We review season 1, episode 2 of The French Chef, with Julia making French onion soup. We’re also joined by directors Julie Cohen and Betsy West to discuss their latest documentary, Julia. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter....
11.10.2021
Viral Vegan Penis
Naz Riahi, writer and director, joins us to talk about the Beyond Sausage that greeted her when she visited her local Wegman’s and how it went viral. Follow Naz on Instagram and Twitter.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on...
08.20.2021
Take Your Power Back
It’s time for Joyce Chen Cooks!It’s episode one of the series, Egg Foo Yung.Watch the episode here.Read more about Joyce Chen here and here and look at her stamp!Laurie wants you to know the pesticide she used on her son's...
04.26.2021
With Giblets!
Episode 3 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef. We watch and discuss season 10, episode 12: Two-Dollar Banquet. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.19.2021
Tongue Spatula
Episode 2 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef. We watch and discuss season 5, episode 3: Queen of Sheba Cake. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.08.2021
We Have To Assume That Julia Child Doesn't Have Trenchmouth
We’re back, and we brought Julia Child with us.We’re watching three episodes across the ten seasons of Julia's first show, The French Chef. First up is Season 1, Episode 1: Beouf Bourguignon.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast....
10.20.2020
Sad Resigned Little Hotdog in a Can of Water
Tasting Brach’s Turkey Dinner candy corn.Read all about this new candy corn.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.30.2020
'Gina Swoop
We’re back along with Laurie’s air conditioner. Recommendation: Lisa Donovan’s memoir, Our Lady of Perpetual Hunger.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.28.2020
I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots
It’s Laurie and Chris with their dreams.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.14.2020
Full Body Frown with Joseph Hernandez
Our lives are changed forever by Joseph’s hedgehog.Follow Joseph on Instagram and Twitter.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.21.2020
Thick White Parts
Laurie and Chris. Living their best whatevers in quarantine.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.07.2020
Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin
The co-(g)hosts of the best podcast ever, RETAIL NIGHTMARES, are here! Alicia and Jessica join us through an intricate web of Zoom, phone, and tin cans to help make our dreams come true. Plus, we have the podcast world premiere...
03.31.2020
The Oven of Life
It’s Laurie and Chris. It’s the halting whisper of The Daily. Upstate New York. IGA. Super Valu vs. Super Value vs. Supr Value. The home of ham salad. An unknown self-quarantine. The murder basement. The NYT. Otterstan. Tiger King. Happy...
03.23.2020
Grimace's Butthole
It’s Laurie and Chris, homebound.Please forgive the audio quality. We’re using USB mics. We’re alive and mostly well for now.Alternate titles:GO FOCACCIA YOURSELFLUNAR FOOTWEARGALLOPING LESSONSI'M COOKING FOODREAL-TIME GARBANZO FINDERCHICKPEA AVAILABILITY INDEXRELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUTWHAT ABOUT PROM BLAINE?THE HOTDOG IS A...
02.25.2020
Cokers and Poppy
It’s a mini-episode!It’s just Laurie and Chris, and that is a blessing to you and your life. Recorded before Christmas, this content is TIMELESS.Topics: Billy, chicken pox, clown mouth, Hustler magazines, and dog pregnancies. All this and what our favo(u)rite...
01.09.2020
Like a Hotdog in a Hallway with Farideh Sadeghin
Farideh is back with a brand-new cookbook! And it’s the very first episode of #CakeOnes.Buy the new cookbook from Farideh and the editors of MUNCHIES. It’s called MUNCHIES Guide to Dinner: How to Feed Yourself and Your Friends!Follow Farideh on...
01.01.2020
Don't Die from the Vape
It's a mini-episode with Laurie and Chris (and a sexy robot voice). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.18.2019
Butt Detective with Elazar Sontag
Elazar Sontag is our guest!Topics: No further questions. A halitosis notification service. Julia and Grace. Peppers. Flavors of Oakland. How not to be an a-hole. Serious Eats. Crust Magazine. Paper Candy Gifts. Butt Detective.Follow Elazar Sontag on Instagram.Follow CarbfacePod on...
09.30.2019
Coupons Will Kill You
It’s Laurie and Chris, with a little Cliss.Topics: JT made HI-CHEW beer and sent chocolate and fig preserves! Chris’ nightstand. Mai sent us paper food! The fish market. Going to the hospital. Dogs and bikes. Mrs. Clark, Chris’ first grade...
08.21.2019
Performative Radish Rapture
It’s Laurie and Chris (no Cliss).Topics: Strong Mustard Content. A Rice Krispie Treat is a gift. Texts from family members. No Further Questions. None Pizza Left Beef. Jeremy Renner. Other people’s shoes. Dump and stir. Lemon Bullshit Cake recipe. Friends...
07.18.2019
Natural Release
It’s just Laurie and Chris this week. Topics: Robot voice. Writing. Cliss’ brother. Beyond Goatse. Gilbert. A finger. Cat steam. Straws. Rat piss. Lots of Likes, Miami edition. JCP. Black and white cookies. Mashups. Todd Bridges. Patty Lupone. A Full...
06.19.2019
No Further Questions with The Lee Bros
The fantastic Matt and Ted Lee are here to talk about their new book, Hotbox.Topics: Ball of goo. Bucket of kimchi. Alison Roman. These are things that happened. They’re real big. No further questions. Chef cruise. @Crust Magazine @anannadroid @hooleil...
06.12.2019
Catheter Pants with Maggie Hoffman
Maggie Hoffman, the original “Hello, Listener” is here with her new book, BATCH COCKTAILS!Topics: Sugar. Lunch but it’s breakfast. Train eating. Totes. Retail Nightmares with Alicia and Jessica. Remix. Pants on the inside. She’s got a deep voice, too. Connie...
05.23.2019
Urinal Strike with Priya Krishna
Priya Krishna is here to talk about her new cookbook, Indian-ish!Topics: Amy Grant. Baby, Baby. Keith Thomas. Friends. Chris Judson. Amy Jahnke. Growers. Show-ers. Choads/chodes. Sari Kamin! June 15-16, Urinal Strike!Follow Priya Krishna on Instagram and Twitter.Buy her book, Indian-ish!Follow...
04.25.2019
Kai Horn with Yasmin Khan
Yasmin Khan is here with her beautiful new book, Zaitoun: Recipes and Stories from the Palestinian KitchenTopics: Happy Cherry. The Greatest City in the World. Malfunctions. Introductions. Kai Ryssdal. Air horn. Durian. All the podcasts. Retail Nightmares is the best...
04.05.2019
Cherry Chip with Romilly and Griffin Newman
Sister and brother, Romilly and Griffin Newman, are our guests! Romilly (recovering teen chef) and Griffin (star of Amazon’s The Tick and co-host of the Blank Check podcast) join us to talk food, Chopped, and bodily ailments. Topics: Murder. JT....
03.19.2019
Protect the Eyes with BraveTart, Stella Parks
Stella Parks/BraveTart is here, and she brought cake! Topics: The big headphones. 3D. LSD. Take half. Meetings. Speaking. Hello, listener. Always something to learn. Creating spaces. Everyone gets arrested. Navigating parties. Lemonade party. A list. Full Dinty, again. She’s...
03.01.2019
Food Shoes with Grace Bonney
Grace Bonney, founder of Design*Sponge + @goodcompanyzine and author of In The Company of Women, is our amazing guest, talking about the realities of publishing and so much more. Topics: Lin-Manuel Miranda. Dear Evan Hansen. Cool story, bro is not the...
02.19.2019
Full Dinty with Dennis Lee, Fart Sandwich
Dennis Lee (a.k.a., Fart Sandwich; a.k.a., Dickhole Dannis) is our beautiful guest! Topics: It came back. Therapy podcasts. Jade eggs. Feeling fresh. Before care. Beards. Grain bowls. Gifts. Six inches. Dinty. Plushies. Carbface apparel. Cake Ones. Cosplay. Real sex. Top...
01.17.2019
Tender Demon Meat with Kat Kinsman
Our intern and Senior Editor at Food & Wine, Kat Kinsman is here! Topics: AJ Space Boy. Nando’s. Shout out to the Shetland Islands. All the Woolevers. Farming in Queens. Hot dog stand. Move the hole. Hot Ones. Chris Schonberger....
01.09.2019
I Like Meat with Mitchell Davis of the James Beard Foundation
Mitchell Davis, Chief Strategy Officer of the James Beard Foundation, is our guest. He brought snacks! Alternate Episode Titles: A Single Shrimp in My Purse I Don't Like Music James Beard Cosplay Pickles, Honesty, Husband Thank You For Not Blocking Me Everything is Edible (If You...
12.21.2018
Minisode: To Make and Consume Food Is a Human Function of Staying Alive
It’s a minisode, and we’re all trying to pretend we’re not gonna die! Topics: Are you sick? I found $15 in my backpack. Premium salads. Minimum MFAs. Romaine; e. coli. Watery chicken. Everyone' a monster. Merry Christmas and happy Easter....
12.11.2018
Sour S'ghetti with Samin Nosrat
Fresh from Netflix, we have Samin Nosrat! Topics: Yogurt/yog-hurt. Lamb shoulder. Deal breakers. Beard awards. Religion. Cliss. Poppers expert. Dinner parties. Dim sum. Food Town. Autumn mix. Christmas trees. Coffee. Samin! Follow Samin on Instagram and Twitter. Follow...
11.16.2018
Pocket Chicken Chew with HI-CHEW
Some wonderful, magical people from HI-CHEW are our guests! We are joined by Kayleigh Westerfield, HI-CHEW Brand Marketing Manager, and Jennifer Moling, HI-CHEW Product Marketing Manager. Topics: Hello. Samin Nosrat. Be our intern. Sitcom resurrection....
11.07.2018
Minisode: The Election of Lin-Manuel Miranda
Our special "Election Aftermath" episode. Topics: A sweaty November. Voting. Pod Save America. Lin-Manuel. Puttin’ on the Hits. Proud Mary. Mean Girls. A Star Is Born. Ping pong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.26.2018
Nip-L-Nik with Adam Reiner
Topics: An abundance. Constructive and complimentary. Cliss. Poppers culture. A septum. Marching bands. I thought you’d love these. Top 3 Life Advice Recommendations. Candy! Blue Raspberry. WARNING: the sound of Pop Rocks. Necco Wafers. Jellicle Cats. Follow The Restaurant Manifesto...
10.11.2018
Tiny Victories with Julia Turshen
Julia Turshen is our guest, and she has a wonderful new book, Now & Again. Topics: Killing vegetables. Mellowcremes, again. Big moods. Other people’s pets as proxies for verbally expressing emotion. BUY JULIA’S BOOK IT IS VERY GOOD THANK YOU....
09.21.2018
Bucket Salad with Khushbu Shah
Khushbu Shah, the senior food editor at Thrillist, is our guest. Topics: Gifts. Lashing out. Mellowcreme. Modernist Cuisine. Doing candy corn. The Emmys. Sports are fun. As a mom. Alexander Hamilton. Bowling with Lin-Manuel. Ben Ahr Harrison. Jesse Thorn. Children....

What's Carbface about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Carbface episodes:

Smooth and Happy

Crank the Yank

In My Next Life. (As a Seagull.)

Milky

Euthanasia Rub & Tug Café

The Menu: Girthiest Hollywood Hogs

Like a Hotdog Served Off Ranger Rick's Bottom

Scrub Daddy with Seven-Layer Dip on Top

It's a Me, Mumblecore

Sitz Down, Julia

Pittsburgh Potty

Keep Trussing That Chicken

Chicken Assassin

Viral Vegan Penis

Take Your Power Back

With Giblets!

Tongue Spatula

We Have To Assume That Julia Child Doesn't Have Trenchmouth

Sad Resigned Little Hotdog in a Can of Water

'Gina Swoop

I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots

Full Body Frown with Joseph Hernandez

Thick White Parts

Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin

The Oven of Life

Grimace's Butthole

Cokers and Poppy

Like a Hotdog in a Hallway with Farideh Sadeghin

Don't Die from the Vape

Butt Detective with Elazar Sontag

Coupons Will Kill You

Performative Radish Rapture

Natural Release

No Further Questions with The Lee Bros

Catheter Pants with Maggie Hoffman

Urinal Strike with Priya Krishna

Kai Horn with Yasmin Khan

Cherry Chip with Romilly and Griffin Newman

Protect the Eyes with BraveTart, Stella Parks

Food Shoes with Grace Bonney

Full Dinty with Dennis Lee, Fart Sandwich

Tender Demon Meat with Kat Kinsman

I Like Meat with Mitchell Davis of the James Beard Foundation

Minisode: To Make and Consume Food Is a Human Function of Staying Alive

Sour S'ghetti with Samin Nosrat

Pocket Chicken Chew with HI-CHEW

Minisode: The Election of Lin-Manuel Miranda

Nip-L-Nik with Adam Reiner

Tiny Victories with Julia Turshen

Bucket Salad with Khushbu Shah