Ahead of the Royals crossing swords with Cardiff, Jacob says "croeso" to Alex Wallace of The Canton End, and simply "hello" to Reading Chronicle reporter James Earnshaw.

Plenty of Junior Hoilett appreciation ensues, alongside a smattering of Gareth Bale transfer gossip/sh*t-stirring. Inexplicably, Jacob also sees the need to remind everyone (at least seven times) that he's a Welsh local nowadays, and that Kieffer Moore is a bit of a unit.

Otherwise known as That Leandro Bacuna Episode.

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